Slutty Samus

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In this section, we have put the slutty samus memes and jokes. The memes show an image of samus from the video game Metroid and captioned with suggestions that she engages in slutty behavior. Things like not using condoms, removing teeth to give a better blowjob and being receptive to golden showers. In the image, she also appears to be sticking her tongue out which adds to the suggestion of the captions and jokes on this page.

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know why i wear a ponytail?

unzip your pants, grab onto it, and i'll sw you
know why i wear a ponytail?

unzip your pants, grab onto it, and i'll sw you


Memes,  Horny Samus,  Hair Joke,  
    
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liking your own meme is like pleasuring yourself in public?

i won't wanna... would you "like" mine for me?
liking your own meme is like pleasuring yourself in public?

i won't wanna... would you "like" mine for me?


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you cheated on me

why didn't you ask me for a threesome?
you cheated on me

why didn't you ask me for a threesome?


Memes,  Horny Samus,  Funny Cheating Quotes,  
    
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need a toilet?

you're looking at it
need a toilet?

you're looking at it


Memes,  Gross Jokes,  Horny Samus,  
    
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my parents won't notice

if i jerk you off under the table
my parents won't notice

if i jerk you off under the table


Memes,  Horny Samus,  Hand Job Jokes,  
    
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morning wood?

i call it breakfast in bed
morning wood?

i call it breakfast in bed


Memes,  Horny Samus,  
    
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wrong le?

there's no such thing.
wrong le?

there's no such thing.


Memes,  Horny Samus,  
    
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what's the difference between me and a mosquito?

a mosquito will stop sucking if you slap it
what's the difference between me and a mosquito?

a mosquito will stop sucking if you slap it


Memes,  Mosquito Jokes,  
    
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i don't care!

just stick something in it!
i don't care!

just stick something in it!


Memes,  Horny Samus,  
    
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i never have sex on the first date

until the date is over
i never have sex on the first date

until the date is over


Memes,  Memes About Sex,  Horny Samus,  
    
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youtube?

don't you mean redtube or porntube?
youtube?

don't you mean redtube or porntube?


Memes,  Youtube Jokes,  
    
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bend over to pick something up

don't just look at it. eat it.
bend over to pick something up

don't just look at it. eat it.


Memes,  Best Filthy Jokes,  Horny Samus,  
    
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i only take it up the butt

on days that end in "y"
i only take it up the butt

on days that end in "y"


Memes,  Horny Samus,  
    
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during period

"which one of the other 9 les do you want to do today?"
during period

"which one of the other 9 les do you want to do today?"


Memes,  Horny Samus,  Period Jokes,  
    
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read about a serial rapist on newspaper

what's taking him so long?
read about a serial rapist on newspaper

what's taking him so long?


Memes,  Rapist Jokes,  
    
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