Smart Alec Jokes

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Why does the goats financial status matter

Komodo Dragon attacks poor goat
Why does the goats financial status matter

Komodo Dragon attacks poor goat


Memes,  Finance Jokes,  Funny Headlines,  
    
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Get you a girl that can do both

What? Change clothes?
Get you a girl that can do both

What? Change clothes?


Memes,  Best Jokes On Women,  Sarcastic Jokes,  
    
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Husband "I thought you were dieting?"

Me "I am"

Husband "You just ate 6 Oreos"

Me: Yes but I want to eat 12. See - dieting"
Husband "I thought you were dieting?"

Me "I am"

Husband "You just ate 6 Oreos"

Me: Yes but I want to eat 12. See - dieting"


Memes,  Oreo Cookie Jokes,  
    
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Sooooo I put on my secret Santa form I like candles & alcohol & this is what I got This is why I don't participate.
Sooooo I put on my secret Santa form I like candles & alcohol & this is what I got This is why I don't participate.

Memes,  Christmas Gift Meme,  
    
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Texting my crush "hey infant" instead of baby so they know I'm smarty and regularly use my thesaurus
Texting my crush "hey infant" instead of baby so they know I'm smarty and regularly use my thesaurus

Memes,  Jokes About Texting,  
    
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Doctor: You only get one body. You should take care of it.

Me if I only get one body, I should probably use it up. Really run it ragged.

Doctor: ...

Me Get my money's worth.
Doctor: You only get one body. You should take care of it.

Me if I only get one body, I should probably use it up. Really run it ragged.

Doctor: ...

Me Get my money's worth.


Memes,  Jokes On Doctor,  Body Jokes,  
    
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"Stay on the right path, even if you have to walk alone."

That's the left path
"Stay on the right path, even if you have to walk alone."

That's the left path


Memes,  Motivational Jokes,  
    
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Friends; You need to drink less

Me:
Friends; You need to drink less

Me:


Memes,  Drinking Jokes,  Funny Clever Pictures,  
    
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"And have you stayed with us before?"

"No, but I get how hotels work."
"And have you stayed with us before?"

"No, but I get how hotels work."


Memes,  Hotel Jokes,  
    
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"But you said your 5 mins away"

First of all I didn't say where I'm 5 mins away from
"But you said your 5 mins away"

First of all I didn't say where I'm 5 mins away from


Memes,  Late Jokes,  
    
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When she says to "vacuum the whole house"
When she says to "vacuum the whole house"

Memes,  Vacuum Jokes,  
    
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So is she gonna be a zombie or something
So is she gonna be a zombie or something

Memes,  Tv Show Jokes,  Zombie Humor,  
    
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Or maybe the floor is just the floor...
Or maybe the floor is just the floor...

Memes,  The Floor Is Meme,  
    
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How long is her sentence?

Okay Katy is serving
How long is her sentence?

Okay Katy is serving


Memes,  Katy Perry Jokes,  Sarcastic Jokes,  
    
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"So why would we hire you>"

Me: "Uhh...because yall hiring."
"So why would we hire you>"

Me: "Uhh...because yall hiring."


Memes,  Job Interview Jokes,  Funny Witty Sayings,  
    
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