Smart Ass Jokes

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me fighting the urge from saying some smart
me fighting the urge from saying some smart

Memes,  Funny Relatable Pictures,  
    
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Some earrings I ordered on aliexpress never arrived and they asked for photo evidence???
Some earrings I ordered on aliexpress never arrived and they asked for photo evidence???

Memes,  Online Shopping Jokes,  
    
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"Stay on the right path, even if you have to walk alone."

That's the left path
"Stay on the right path, even if you have to walk alone."

That's the left path


Memes,  Smart Alec Jokes,  Motivational Jokes,  
    
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"DOn't start with me"

My son:
"DOn't start with me"

My son:


Memes,  Parent Humor,  
    
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She asked her husband for an 18 carat necklace
She asked her husband for an 18 carat necklace

Memes,  Jewelry Jokes,  Carrot Puns,  
    
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Me: Can you curve my grade

My professor:
Me: Can you curve my grade

My professor:


Memes,  Grade Meme,  Professor Jokes,  
    
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today at the gym i asked a girl what her new years resolution is. she said " you." so i'm pretty excited for 2017.
today at the gym i asked a girl what her new years resolution is. she said " you." so i'm pretty excited for 2017.

Memes,  New Years Resolution Meme,  
    
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Her: "You only text me when you;re bored"

Me: ...So I'm supposed to text you when I'm busy?
Her: "You only text me when you;re bored"

Me: ...So I'm supposed to text you when I'm busy?


Memes,  Funny Sayings About Texting,  
    
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when you trying to think of that smart  come back and then it hits you
when you trying to think of that smart come back and then it hits you

Memes,  Comeback Jokes,  
    
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"So where do we stand?"

"On earth tf"
"So where do we stand?"

"On earth tf"


Memes,  Ruined Childhood,  Arthur Memes,  
    
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when your ex says "you won't find a  half the woman i am"
when your ex says "you won't find a half the woman i am"

Memes,  Ex Jokes,  Best Midget Jokes,  
    
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GF: I'm sick of you pretending you're a detective. We should split up.

ME: Good idea. We can cover more ground that way.
GF: I'm sick of you pretending you're a detective. We should split up.

ME: Good idea. We can cover more ground that way.


Memes,  Detective Jokes,  Relationship Meme,  
    
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When mom says "no computer or phone for a week"
When mom says "no computer or phone for a week"

Memes,  Pornhub Meme,  
    
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What if I told you

The number of refills is printed on your pill bottle
What if I told you

The number of refills is printed on your pill bottle


What If I Told You Matrix (theme),  Pharmacist Jokes,  
    
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Hey you!

What aisle is the toothpaste in!?!

The same one you just walked down to get here.
Hey you!

What aisle is the toothpaste in!?!

The same one you just walked down to get here.


Walgreens Jokes,  Pharmacist Jokes,  Grocery Store Joke,  
    
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