Smart Ass Jokes

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Me: Can you curve my grade

My professor:
Me: Can you curve my grade

My professor:


Memes,  Grade Meme,  Professor Jokes,  
    
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today at the gym i asked a girl what her new years resolution is. she said " you." so i'm pretty excited for 2017.
today at the gym i asked a girl what her new years resolution is. she said " you." so i'm pretty excited for 2017.

Memes,  New Years Resolution Meme,  
    
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Her: "You only text me when you;re bored"

Me: ...So I'm supposed to text you when I'm busy?
Her: "You only text me when you;re bored"

Me: ...So I'm supposed to text you when I'm busy?


Memes,  Funny Sayings About Texting,  
    
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when you trying to think of that smart  come back and then it hits you
when you trying to think of that smart come back and then it hits you

Memes,  Comeback Jokes,  
    
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"So where do we stand?"

"On earth tf"
"So where do we stand?"

"On earth tf"


Memes,  Ruined Childhood,  Arthur Memes,  
    
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when your ex says "you won't find a  half the woman i am"
when your ex says "you won't find a half the woman i am"

Memes,  Ex Jokes,  Best Midget Jokes,  
    
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GF: I'm sick of you pretending you're a detective. We should split up.

ME: Good idea. We can cover more ground that way.
GF: I'm sick of you pretending you're a detective. We should split up.

ME: Good idea. We can cover more ground that way.


Memes,  Detective Jokes,  Relationship Meme,  
    
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When mom says "no computer or phone for a week"
When mom says "no computer or phone for a week"

Memes,  Pornhub Meme,  
    
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What if I told you

The number of refills is printed on your pill bottle
What if I told you

The number of refills is printed on your pill bottle


What If I Told You Matrix (theme),  Pharmacist Jokes,  
    
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Hey you!

What aisle is the toothpaste in!?!

The same one you just walked down to get here.
Hey you!

What aisle is the toothpaste in!?!

The same one you just walked down to get here.


Walgreens Jokes,  Pharmacist Jokes,  Grocery Store Joke,  
    
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i understand that your is in the right place

unfortunately,  your head is up your .
i understand that your is in the right place

unfortunately, your head is up your .


Daffy Duck Jokes,  
    
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When someone asks me to be

More Pacific
When someone asks me to be

More Pacific


Memes,  Smart Alec Jokes,  Ocean Puns,  
    
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when you got a smart mouth and good  so he love you and hate you at the same time
when you got a smart mouth and good so he love you and hate you at the same time

Jokes For Girls,  
    
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when someone gets smart with you and you looking for w tf they talking to
when someone gets smart with you and you looking for w tf they talking to

Memes,  Smart Alec Jokes,  
    
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es be having no diploma but got a smart  mouth
es be having no diploma but got a smart mouth

Diploma Jokes,  Smart Alec Jokes,  
    
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