Smart God Jokes

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Time to flood earth again... with fire
Miley Cyrus #1 on Maxim 100 list

Time to flood earth again... with fire


Memes,  Maxim Jokes,  
    
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You cheat God thousands of times but God is so kind that he does not punish you each time. He just gets you married once.

Sidhuisms Jokes,  Jokes About Marriage  
    
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A man got 2 wishes from God. He asked for the best wine and best woman.

Next moment, he had the best wine and Mother Theresa next to him.

Moral: Be Specific.


Funny Wine Jokes,  Wish Jokes,  Wine Humor  
    
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made man perfect

cut off your foreskins
made man perfect

cut off your foreskins


    
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If we are created in god's image

Shouldn't we not exist?
If we are created in god's image

Shouldn't we not exist?


Philosoraptor (theme),  God Jokes,  
    
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What If You Go To Heaven

And God Be Like

Nah Bruh, Remember

You Kept Scrolling?
What If You Go To Heaven

And God Be Like

Nah Bruh, Remember

You Kept Scrolling?


God Jokes One Liners,  Instagram Funny Jokes,  Funny Jokes To Post On Instagram  
    
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When we have nothing left but God, we discover that God is enough. 

But we still shouldn't sit on cliffs. 

That's just dumb.
When we have nothing left but God, we discover that God is enough.

But we still shouldn't sit on cliffs.

That's just dumb.


Funny Inspirational Quotes,  Funny Life Advice,  
    
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A man is talking to God, he asks "God, what is a million dollars to you?"

God replies "A million dollars is as a single cent."

The man then asks, "God, what is a million years to you?"

God says "A million years is as a second"

Then man then asks "God, can I have a cent?"

"Sure," says God, "Just a sec"


God Jokes,  Best Christian Jokes  
    
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The owner at this store had a good sense of humor...
The owner at this store had a good sense of humor...

Food And Drink Jokes,  Shopping Jokes  
    
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Dear God, I beg You!

Give me the Wisdom to understand my boss.

Give me the Patience to understand his deeds.

But Dearest God, don't give me the Power 

Because if you give me the Power I'll break his head
Dear God, I beg You!

Give me the Wisdom to understand my boss.

Give me the Patience to understand his deeds.

But Dearest God, don't give me the Power

Because if you give me the Power I'll break his head


Prayer Jokes,  Hate My Boss Jokes,  Patience Jokes,  
    
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