Smart Puns

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What does a smart goat always do?

Chew wisely.
What does a smart goat always do?

Chew wisely.


Goat Jokes,  Best Laffy Taffy Jokes,  Super Lame Jokes,  
    
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It's not my fault that I forget to floss

My wisdom teeth arent as smart as yours
It's not my fault that I forget to floss

My wisdom teeth arent as smart as yours


Wisdom Teeth Jokes,  Funny Comic,  Dental Jokes,  
    
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what bill said...

i think we suld get a private server for the use.

what bill meant...
what bill said...

i think we suld get a private server for the use.

what bill meant...


Funny Pictures,  Bill Clinton Joke,  Good Email Jokes,  
    
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I see what you did there, Bugles...
I see what you did there, Bugles...

Memes,  Funny Food Memes,  Punny,  
    
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So this Dumpty egg thing is all up in my face bragging about how the kings horses are smarter than a dog -

How smart are they now Biatch!!!
So this Dumpty egg thing is all up in my face bragging about how the kings horses are smarter than a dog -

How smart are they now Biatch!!!


Humpty Dumpty Jokes,  Horse Joke,  Funny Silly Jokes For Kids,  
    
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What did the mother lightning bug say to the father lighting bug?

Junior sure is bright.


Bug Jokes For Kids,  Bug Puns,  Child Friendly Jokes,  
    
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If you have smarts and you park like this

You're awesome
If you have smarts and you park like this

You're awesome


Awesome Meme,  Smart Car Jokes,  Funny Parking Images  
    
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Yo mama so fat

The ratio of her circumference to diameter is 3.15
Yo mama so fat

The ratio of her circumference to diameter is 3.15


Stephen Hawking Meme (theme),  Mama So Fat Jokes,  Mama Jokes,  
    
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Q. Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb Essex girl, and a smart Essex girl are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?

A. The dumb Essex girl.

Q. Why?

A. There is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart Essex girl.


Best Stupid Jokes,  Santa Claus Jokes,  Dumb Women Jokes  
    
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Sometimes I wrap myself in bows and call myself gifted...

Joke Gifts,  Christmas Present Jokes,  Intelligent Jokes,  
    
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What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 100?

Four Wolverines watching a football game.


Arm Puns,  Michigan Wolverines Jokes,  Football Puns  
    
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Q: If I was a smart thief, do you know what I would rob?

A: A book store.


Robber Jokes,  Stealing Jokes,  
    
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What do you call an Irish IQ of 120?

A City!


Irish Puns,  City Jokes,  Irish Joke  
    
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Q: What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

A: Scholar ships!


Ship Puns,  Education Puns,  Best College Jokes,  
    
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Dad Dear, I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son no way..
Dad - She is the daughter of world's richest man.
Son then its done.
Then his dad goes to that richest man..
Dad - I want your daughter to marry my son.
Rich man nope
Dad: He is the COO of world bank.
Rich man then its done.
Then Dad again goes to president of bank.
He asked appoint my son the COO of the world bank.
Him Never
Dad: He is the son in law of World's richest man.
Him then its fine.

THIS IS Smartness...!!


Dad Jokes,  Son Jokes,  Date Jokes  
    
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