Smartass One Liners

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Work until your bank account looks like a phone number

911 is a phone number...
Work until your bank account looks like a phone number

911 is a phone number...


Memes,  Good Comeback Jokes,  
    
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first off,

take a second to realize w the  you are talking to
first off,

take a second to realize w the you are talking to


Memes,  Funny Spongebob Memes,  Comebacks,  
    
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if you're gonna be a smart, first you have to be smart, otherwise you're just an .
if you're gonna be a smart, first you have to be smart, otherwise you're just an .

Funny Jokes,  Good Comeback Jokes,  Great Comeback Jokes,  
    
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Did you get a haircut? Nah, I got them all cut.
Did you get a haircut? Nah, I got them all cut.

Relatable Posts,  
    
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Teacher: Why can I hear talking? 
Student: Because you have ears.
Teacher: Why can I hear talking?
Student: Because you have ears.


Joke,  Good Comeback Jokes,  Mean Teacher Jokes,  
    
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'Can I ask you a question?' 'Didn't really give me a choice there, did you?'
'Can I ask you a question?' 'Didn't really give me a choice there, did you?'

Funny Jokes,  Comeback Jokes,  Smart Alec Jokes,  
    
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did you get a haircut? no, i dyed the tips of my hair invisible.
did you get a haircut? no, i dyed the tips of my hair invisible.

Relatable Posts,  
    
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quick check your face, because i just found a nose in my business.
quick check your face, because i just found a nose in my business.

Funny Ecards,  
    
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Where's the good in goodbyes

Right here LOL
Where's the good in goodbyes

Right here LOL


Joke,  Tumblr Jokes,  
    
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why is ur instagram private???

but ur  public!
why is ur instagram private???

but ur public!


Instagram Joke,  Annoyed Picard (theme),  Vagina Meme,  
    
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There is one thing that all smart asses have in common... "Wise Cracks"

    
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oh look i painted

all the 's i give
oh look i painted

all the 's i give


    
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Are you buying all these?

No, I'm stealing them, I just wanted to show you first.
Are you buying all these?

No, I'm stealing them, I just wanted to show you first.


Dumb Memes,  Really Funny Sayings,  
    
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The closest I get to multitasking is ignoring more than one thing at a time.

101 One Liners,  Funny Procrastination Quotes,  Lazy People Quotes,  
    
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I've been meaning to tell you about your breath. It has to stop.

Breath Jokes,  101 One Liners  
    
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