Smoking Puns

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smoking may be suicide on the installment plan but at least the payments are reasonable.
smoking may be suicide on the installment plan but at least the payments are reasonable.

Ecards,  Funny Suicide Notes,  
    
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Time for a joint

Meeting with the dead & faculty
Time for a joint

Meeting with the dead & faculty


Rasta Science Teacher (theme),  Professor Meme,  Drug Puns,  
    
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''No smoking on school property, Ms. Hanes.''
''No smoking on school property, Ms. Hanes.''

Angry Jokes,  Funny Teacher Jokes,  
    
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wanna smoke for your birthday?

alpaca bowl
wanna smoke for your birthday?

alpaca bowl


Memes,  Alpaca Puns,  
    
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Rolling up tonight to get rid of that stress
Rolling up tonight to get rid of that stress

Memes,  
    
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well i see you have come down with what is called "jealousy " sorry to say but know matter w much meth you smoke it won't go away!
get well soon !
well i see you have come down with what is called "jealousy " sorry to say but know matter w much meth you smoke it won't go away!
get well soon !


Funny Ecards,  Funny Get Well Soon Ecards,  
    
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the first time i got high was in the backseat of my older brother's car.

it must have been some good  too, because i am an only child.
the first time i got high was in the backseat of my older brother's car.

it must have been some good too, because i am an only child.


Funny As Hell Jokes,  Good Jokes To Say To Your Friends,  
    
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dad, you suld really quit smoking.

it's bad for you grandpa lived till he was 102

did he smoke?

no, he just knew w to mind his ing business.
dad, you suld really quit smoking.

it's bad for you grandpa lived till he was 102

did he smoke?

no, he just knew w to mind his ing business.


Staredad Meme (theme),  Quit Smoking Jokes,  
    
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i only smoke two times a year

when its , and when its not
i only smoke two times a year

when its , and when its not


Stoner Meme,  Comedy And Jokes,  
    
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smoke trees to help go to bed early

sleep in and miss what you were suppose to be doing
smoke trees to help go to bed early

sleep in and miss what you were suppose to be doing


High Dog Meme,  Stoner Meme,  
    
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prepare bowl at 4:15

remember to smoke at 4:45
prepare bowl at 4:15

remember to smoke at 4:45


Stoner Meme,  Stoner Dog (theme)  
    
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suck at rolling?

nothing wrong with smoking a bong
suck at rolling?

nothing wrong with smoking a bong


High Dog Meme,  
    
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wait the extra 20 minutes to smoke at 4:20 

tolerance break
wait the extra 20 minutes to smoke at 4:20

tolerance break


Stoner Dog (theme)  
    
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extinguish the cigarette or ima extinguish it fo' you
extinguish the cigarette or ima extinguish it fo' you

Funny Tv Quotes,  Funny No Smoking Slogans,  
    
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