Smooth Chat Up Lines

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let's skip the  skiing and go back to the lodge for a makeout session by the fire.
let's skip the skiing and go back to the lodge for a makeout session by the fire.

Make Out Jokes,  Skiing Jokes,  Kissing Jokes,  
    
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I want to text you things


Futurama Fry Meme (theme),  Corny Chat Up Lines,  
    
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Even if there wasn't gravity on earth; I'd still fall for you.
Even if there wasn't gravity on earth; I'd still fall for you.

Sweet Chat Up Lines,  Sweet Love Jokes,  
    
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Al these laundry

And we still can't hangout
Al these laundry

And we still can't hangout


Memes,  Laundry Puns,  
    
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Your apple butter doesn't work on me, boo!
Your apple butter doesn't work on me, boo!

Memes,  Disses For Girls,  Barbie Meme,  
    
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"Do you even lift?"

Me: Yeah
"Do you even lift?"

Me: Yeah


Memes,  Dating Questions,  
    
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You know how your hair would look really good?

[No.]

In my lap.


Top 100 Chat Up Lines,  
    
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Top 100 Chat Up Lines,  Chat Up Lines For Boys  
    
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How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!

100 Best Chat Up Lines,  Great Chat Up Lines  
    
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You look so sweet your giving me a toothache.

Flirty Chat Up Lines,  Top 100 Chat Up Lines  
    
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Do you have any raisins?

(no...)

How about a date?


Top 100 Chat Up Lines,  Best Chat Up Lines  
    
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God almost didn't make you. He was afraid the angels would get jealous.

Flirty Chat Up Lines,  Top 100 Chat Up Lines  
    
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I'm not good at cooking, so lets go out sometime!

Top Chat Up Lines,  Brilliant Chat Up Lines  
    
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I'm tired too. We should sleep together!

101 Chat Up Lines,  100 Best Chat Up Lines  
    
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So we're friends now, when do the benefits kick in?

Cheeky Chat Up Lines,  Classic Chat Up Lines,  
    
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