Sms Dirty Jokes

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when the sex trash so u spit on her back and act like u nutted so u can dip
when the sex trash so u spit on her back and act like u nutted so u can dip

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at the gate's of heaven

god: you jacked off w many times?!

me:
at the gate's of heaven

god: you jacked off w many times?!

me:


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that moment when you sober up during sex and realize she looks like shrek and you're like whatever i love that movie
that moment when you sober up during sex and realize she looks like shrek and you're like whatever i love that movie

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chicks that don't want their man having any megirls been the me girl giving up the side  before
chicks that don't want their man having any megirls been the me girl giving up the side before

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i got all this  and you wanna suck my neck! you so  childish!!
i got all this and you wanna suck my neck! you so childish!!

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ladies we not giving y'all  in 2016 witut commitment... we sick & tired of the games & lies
ladies we not giving y'all in 2016 witut commitment... we sick & tired of the games & lies

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let him eat you out, then when it's your turn

tell him it's late and you gotta work in the morning.

#wastehistime
let him eat you out, then when it's your turn

tell him it's late and you gotta work in the morning.

#wastehistime


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i really wish i had someone...

*masturbates*

never mind.
i really wish i had someone...

*masturbates*

never mind.


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if you had $1 for every time you masturbated...

what could you buy?
if you had $1 for every time you masturbated...

what could you buy?


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what if porn ads weren't fake and all these years i've been missing out on alexis that wanted to  in my area
what if porn ads weren't fake and all these years i've been missing out on alexis that wanted to in my area

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if she giving you head and it sounds like she finishing up the last lil bit of a capri sun srty a keeper
if she giving you head and it sounds like she finishing up the last lil bit of a capri sun srty a keeper

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if you ugly and got some good  , hmu. i'm tryna  witut catching feelings.
if you ugly and got some good , hmu. i'm tryna witut catching feelings.

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*dumps gatorade on bae after sex* good game
*dumps gatorade on bae after sex* good game

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what's your favorite thing to look at

you going down on me
what's your favorite thing to look at

you going down on me


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