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Q: Why does it take longer to run from second base to third base than it takes to run from first to second? 

A: Because you have a short stop between second and third.
Q: Why does it take longer to run from second base to third base than it takes to run from first to second?

A: Because you have a short stop between second and third.


Softball Puns,  Corny Jokes For Kids,  Sports Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Q: What is the difference between a Ecuadorean fan and a baby?

A: The baby will stop whining after a while.
Q: What is the difference between a Ecuadorean fan and a baby?

A: The baby will stop whining after a while.


Ecuador Jokes,  Funny Baby Jokes,  Baby Jokes,  
    
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Q: Why do most Ecuador fans book 2 seats to every Ecuadorean game?

A: One to sit in, the other to throw when the fighting starts.
Q: Why do most Ecuador fans book 2 seats to every Ecuadorean game?

A: One to sit in, the other to throw when the fighting starts.


Ecuador Jokes,  Sports Jokes,  Fighting Jokes,  
    
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this pto describes me perfectly

 off

come back
this pto describes me perfectly

off

come back


Memes,  Humor Jokes,  
    
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watching other dancers and internally screaming "point your  feet"
watching other dancers and internally screaming "point your feet"

Ballerina Jokes,  Dance Jokes,  
    
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When you have to tiptoe in a 5ft pool, or else you'll drown.
When you have to tiptoe in a 5ft pool, or else you'll drown.

Funny Quotes,  Short Person Jokes,  Short People Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Every time you get dressed,  remember that, if you die,  that's going to be your ghost outfit forever
Every time you get dressed, remember that, if you die, that's going to be your ghost outfit forever

Funny Jokes,  Funny Untrue Facts,  Funny Death Quotes,  
    
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neverrrrrr trust a  that suck ya ties and don't tuck them back in ya bra. this  gonna always leave you hanging
neverrrrrr trust a that suck ya ties and don't tuck them back in ya bra. this gonna always leave you hanging

Funny Quotes,  
    
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It's the remix to ignition, there no food I'm the kitchen, my while life is a mess and I can't afford my tuition.
It's the remix to ignition, there no food I'm the kitchen, my while life is a mess and I can't afford my tuition.

Funny Jokes,  Tuition Jokes,  Best Poor Jokes,  
    
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bill cosby wife stayed with him after all the rape allegations..  magic johnson wife stayed after he announced he had hiv..

my  left me for liking  pics on ig.
bill cosby wife stayed with him after all the rape allegations.. magic johnson wife stayed after he announced he had hiv..

my left me for liking pics on ig.


Funny Jokes,  Magic Johnson Jokes,  Bill Cosby Jokes,  
    
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females w are flat chested always be hating on females w actually have boobs like "she has no " okay no need to be jealous young man
females w are flat chested always be hating on females w actually have boobs like "she has no " okay no need to be jealous young man

Funny Jokes,  Woman Bashing Jokes,  
    
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chicks that don't want their man having any megirls been the me girl giving up the side  before
chicks that don't want their man having any megirls been the me girl giving up the side before

Funny Quotes,  
    
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Selfie coming soon I'm ugly right now
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hj: pic coming soon, im just ugly rn
Selfie coming soon I'm ugly right now

Funny Jokes,  Selfie Jokes,  
    
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You have to describe what's going on because your friends can't see.
You have to describe what's going on because your friends can't see.

Tall Person Jokes,  Tall People Problems,  Tall Girl Problems,  
    
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I'm single so don't ask me for advice... I promote breakups
I'm single so don't ask me for advice... I promote breakups

Funny Quotes,  Break Up Meme,  Funny Break Up Quotes,  
    
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