Sms In Jokes

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'we live in a generation where girls think running for the bus is more embarring than getting f*cked by 3 boys in 1 night'
'we live in a generation where girls think running for the bus is more embarring than getting f*cked by 3 boys in 1 night'

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A popeye biscuit with nothing to drink is like eating a dreadlock
A popeye biscuit with nothing to drink is like eating a dreadlock

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i hate it when guys say "you're so beautiful, w are you single?" because i'm ing crazy, okay!! i'm emotionally uningstable.
i hate it when guys say "you're so beautiful, w are you single?" because i'm ing crazy, okay!! i'm emotionally uningstable.

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Why do they include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like you fresh out the womb ready to join gmail.
Why do they include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like you fresh out the womb ready to join gmail.

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What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous, Attractive, Terrific, Cute, Fabulous.... I Stare, I smile, And, when I get tired..... I put down the mirror !

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Difference: It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

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After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."

She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn't notice."


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In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!

Saint: I don't have.

TT: Where do you want to go?

Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!

TT: Come, lets go!

Saint: Where?

TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.


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Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Every 1 can c it but only U can feel its true Warmth, Thank U 4 being the pee in my pants..

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The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!

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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?

A: The bucket.


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What do you call a blank cow?

Raw steak


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Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?

Student: I don't know. Teacher: They r called Turks. Now What r the people of Germany called?

Student: They r called Germs.


Turkey Joke,  Funny Turkey Jokes,  Sms Joke,  
    
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Q: Why doesn't the India law permit a man to marry a second woman?

A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!


Funny Indian Jokes,  Sms Joke,  Best Joke Sms,  
    
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Want to share Everything with you. Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS Every single second of day Let us START with your ATM Password first.

Jokes About Being Sad,  Sms Joke,  Best Joke Sms,  
    
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