Sms Joke

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What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous, Attractive, Terrific, Cute, Fabulous.... I Stare, I smile, And, when I get tired..... I put down the mirror !

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A lady is standing on top of the hill n she is going to push her father down. So whats the name of the lady?

PushPaa.


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Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?

Both dont exist.


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Dream makes everything possible. Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful. Smile makes all the above. So always brush ur teeth.

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A doting father used to sing his little children to sleep until he overheard the four-year-old tell the three year old, If you pretend youre asleep, he stops.

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In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!

Saint: I don't have.

TT: Where do you want to go?

Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!

TT: Come, lets go!

Saint: Where?

TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.


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After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."

She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn't notice."


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A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some pepper.

Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper?

French: Toilette pepper!


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When I send SMS to u, it doesnt mean that u have to do the same U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques r also accepted.

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Thought for the future generation: Dont marry & make a woman happy. In fact remain a bachelor & make several women happy.

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Q: Why doesn't the India law permit a man to marry a second woman?

A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!


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Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?

Student: I don't know. Teacher: They r called Turks. Now What r the people of Germany called?

Student: They r called Germs.


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Want to share Everything with you. Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS Every single second of day Let us START with your ATM Password first.

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When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?

Answer : On their Wedding !!


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