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Why are some umpires fat?... They always clean their plate!
Why are some umpires fat?... They always clean their plate!

Food Puns,  Softball Puns,  Hilarious Fat Jokes,  
    
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at the gate's of heaven

god: you jacked off w many times?!

me:
at the gate's of heaven

god: you jacked off w many times?!

me:


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sometimes u gotta throw ah bag of ice at cha  head so she can realize w blessed se is to chill wit ah real
sometimes u gotta throw ah bag of ice at cha head so she can realize w blessed se is to chill wit ah real

Funny Jokes,  Corny One Liners,  Corny Love Jokes,  
    
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Has a fever: I'm ok 
Coughs out lung: I'm ok
Throat on fire: I'm ok
Is hungry: Death, despair and chaos has entered my life
Has a fever: I'm ok
Coughs out lung: I'm ok
Throat on fire: I'm ok
Is hungry: Death, despair and chaos has entered my life


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Thank you Facebook for reminding me when my family member's birthdays are.
Thank you Facebook for reminding me when my family member's birthdays are.

Relatable Posts,  Facebook Funny,  
    
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I hate how after an argument, I managed to think of really clever stuff I should have said.
I hate how after an argument, I managed to think of really clever stuff I should have said.

Relatable Posts,  Free Sms And Jokes,  
    
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When your friend says you can have a bite of their food, so you take the biggest bite humanly possible.
When your friend says you can have a bite of their food, so you take the biggest bite humanly possible.


Relatable Posts,  Friendship Day Jokes,  Silly Friendship Quotes,  
    
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Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

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Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.

Relatable Posts,  Sms Jokes 2014,  Analogy Jokes,  
    
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Deleting one 'ha' from from your 'hahahahaha' because you feel like it's too much.
Deleting one 'ha' from from your 'hahahahaha' because you feel like it's too much.

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Your beauty is so rare, no one can find it.
Your beauty is so rare, no one can find it.

Funny Jokes,  Clever One Liners,  You're So Ugly Disses,  
    
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That annoying one friend who says, 'That's what she said.' after every single sentence.
That annoying one friend who says, 'That's what she said.' after every single sentence.

Relatable Posts,  Thats What She Said Jokes,  
    
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Definition of clearing the table: Dumping stuff on the floor. 
Definition of clearing the
Definition of clearing the table: Dumping stuff on the floor.
Definition of clearing the


Relatable Posts,  Funny Cleaning Slogans,  Cleaning Jokes,  
    
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My bed likes me so much that it won't let me go in the morning.
My bed likes me so much that it won't let me go in the morning.

Relatable Posts,  Waking Up Jokes,  Lazy People Jokes,  
    
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That awkward moment when you want to cough badly, but it's dead silent.
That awkward moment when you want to cough badly, but it's dead silent.

Relatable Posts,  Jokes About Being Sick,  Funny Sick Quotes,  
    
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