Sms Jokes

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"Laughing at your own texts before you send them because youre so damn funny."

Text Humor,  Text Jokes Funny,  Engineering Sms Jokes  
    
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Are you still mad at me?

Twinkle, twinkle little star

How I wonder what you are?

Wish I could hit you with my car

OK, you're still mad.

LOL
Are you still mad at me?

Twinkle, twinkle little star

How I wonder what you are?

Wish I could hit you with my car

OK, you're still mad.

LOL


Car Jokes,  Mad Jokes,  Lol Jokes,  
    
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 sent me "hey" with 2 yy's

she wants the
sent me "hey" with 2 yy's

she wants the


Spongebob Memes,  Cartoon Meme,  
    
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The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb.

Texting Jokes,  Funny Texting Jokes,  Text Humor  
    
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Does killing time damage eternity?

Texting Jokes,  Funny Texting Jokes,  Text Humor  
    
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Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you.

Text Humor,  Cute Love Jokes,  Funny Romantic Sayings,  
    
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What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous, Attractive, Terrific, Cute, Fabulous.... I Stare, I smile, And, when I get tired..... I put down the mirror !

Sms Joke,  Jokes Sms,  Sms In Jokes,  
    
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Dream Jokes,  Sms Joke,  Very Funny Sms Jokes,  
    
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A lady is standing on top of the hill n she is going to push her father down. So whats the name of the lady?

PushPaa.


Sms Joke,  Very Funny Sms Jokes,  Best Funny Sms Jokes,  
    
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Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?

Both dont exist.


Girl Jokes,  Dinosaur Jokes,  Sms Joke,  
    
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What is the similarity between CIRCUS and a BEAUTIFUL GIRL'S HEART?

Both have space for 1 more clown...


Circus Jokes,  Girl Jokes,  Best Joke Sms,  
    
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Difference: It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

Hilarious Sms Jokes,  New Jokes Sms,  Sms In Jokes,  Best Joke Sms,  
    
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A doting father used to sing his little children to sleep until he overheard the four-year-old tell the three year old, If you pretend youre asleep, he stops.

Father Jokes,  Sms Joke,  Very Funny Sms Jokes,  
    
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After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."

She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn't notice."


Sms Joke,  Jokes Sms,  Sms In Jokes,  
    
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The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!

Sms Joke,  Jokes Sms,  Sms In Jokes,  
    
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