Sms Short Jokes

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What do you call a fruit that commits crimes?

A waterfelon!
What do you call a fruit that commits crimes?

A waterfelon!


Watermelon Puns,  Fruit Puns,  Lame Joke,  
    
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I'm starting over. I have 0 exes & never talked to no one.
I'm starting over. I have 0 exes & never talked to no one.

Funny Jokes,  Good Love Jokes,  Sms Love Jokes,  
    
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U no u bored when u start texting somebody u cut off
U no u bored when u start texting somebody u cut off

Memes,  Texting Jokes,  Bored Jokes,  
    
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My wedding vows : yes daddy I do
My wedding vows : yes daddy I do

Memes,  New Short Jokes 2015,  
    
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What you got on your instagram that's so private? A grande latte? The sandwich you ate yesterday? Bye
What you got on your instagram that's so private? A grande latte? The sandwich you ate yesterday? Bye

Funny Quotes,  2015 Jokes,  Funny Instagram Images,  
    
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when a female not getting no sex, she be mad af and frustrated for no reason. u can't even call they name she be like "whaaaat! !"
when a female not getting no sex, she be mad af and frustrated for no reason. u can't even call they name she be like "whaaaat! !"

Funny Jokes,  Best Short Jokes 2015,  
    
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nah son, i ain't got no snapchat. i'm old-fashioned. just fax it to me. fax me the nudes
nah son, i ain't got no snapchat. i'm old-fashioned. just fax it to me. fax me the nudes

Funny Quotes,  Snapchat Jokes,  
    
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I have so many beautiful followers that I haven't even had the chance to thirst out on yet don't worry boo's I will find you and I will like all your pictures
I have so many beautiful followers that I haven't even had the chance to thirst out on yet don't worry boo's I will find you and I will like all your pictures

Funny Quotes,  Instagram Funny,  Funny Jokes For Instagram,  
    
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what has 142 teeth and lds back the incredible hulk?

my zipper
what has 142 teeth and lds back the incredible hulk?

my zipper


Funny Jokes,  Funny Penis Quotes,  
    
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Ignoring text is only ok when I do it
Ignoring text is only ok when I do it

Memes,  Texting Memes,  Funny Texting Jokes,  
    
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My girl found some Dove womens deodorant in my room so I told her I'm cheating. I aint gon own up and say I use Dove cuz I got sensitive skin
My girl found some Dove womens deodorant in my room so I told her I'm cheating. I aint gon own up and say I use Dove cuz I got sensitive skin

Memes,  Funny Cheating,  Cheating Jokes,  
    
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i hate when netflix stop & asks if i'm still watching like yes u thin i got up & started doin somethin with my life  put my sw back on
i hate when netflix stop & asks if i'm still watching like yes u thin i got up & started doin somethin with my life put my sw back on

Memes,  Netflix Jokes,  Funniest Sms Jokes,  
    
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Stop telling me to check my dm aks me to check my paypay!
Stop telling me to check my dm aks me to check my paypay!

Memes,  Dating Advice For Guys,  Social Media,  
    
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remember when stripping & selling drugs were top secrete professions? now you can log on to the gram and cop a lap dance & a sack n just 2 taps
remember when stripping & selling drugs were top secrete professions? now you can log on to the gram and cop a lap dance & a sack n just 2 taps

Memes,  Drugs,  Drug Jokes One Liners,  
    
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I been single so long I forgot how to spell relatsingleship..
I been single so long I forgot how to spell relatsingleship..

Memes,  Being Single,  Single Jokes,  
    
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