Sms Text Jokes

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this chick i'm dealing with lil girl lied and told her mom i ate all the fruit snacks

so i took a crayon and wrote her name on the wall and watched her mom beat her
this chick i'm dealing with lil girl lied and told her mom i ate all the fruit snacks

so i took a crayon and wrote her name on the wall and watched her mom beat her


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$900 for an iPhone 6

Airplane mode better take me on vacation
$900 for an iPhone 6

Airplane mode better take me on vacation


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I'm sorry I didn't text you back.

It's just because I hate you.
I'm sorry I didn't text you back.

It's just because I hate you.


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hey my grandpa is in the spital. i pe he gets better :(

i pe he dies :)

why do you want my grandpa to die? and then you smiled about it! are you some kind of evil villian?

i meant does! i pe he does get better!
hey my grandpa is in the spital. i pe he gets better :(

i pe he dies :)

why do you want my grandpa to die? and then you smiled about it! are you some kind of evil villian?

i meant does! i pe he does get better!


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about to take the puppies to the broilers.

omg.

ly .

broilers

lmfao

groomers

oh wow that was epic
about to take the puppies to the broilers.

omg.

ly .

broilers

lmfao

groomers

oh wow that was epic


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I once had the desire to do something worthwhile with my life. Then I discovered naps.
I once had the desire to do something worthwhile with my life. Then I discovered naps.

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Cell phones ruined the fun of pushing a fully clothed person into a pool.
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I don't care if you think you have 'swag'. Just pull up your pants and walk faster.
I don't care if you think you have 'swag'. Just pull up your pants and walk faster.

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If breathing didn't come naturally, lazy people wouldn't even exist.
If breathing didn't come naturally, lazy people wouldn't even exist.

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How come people who think they know everything never seem to know when to shut up?
How come people who think they know everything never seem to know when to shut up?

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guys with small es seem to overcompensate by being a huge .
guys with small es seem to overcompensate by being a huge .


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Having clothes that don't fit you but you still keep them anyway, just in case you lose we weight
Having clothes that don't fit you but you still keep them anyway, just in case you lose we weight

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'jesus loves you' is nice to hear in church, but terrifying to hear in a mexican prison.
'jesus loves you' is nice to hear in church, but terrifying to hear in a mexican prison.

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Hardest decision ever
Hardest decision ever

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