Snack Jokes

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"So when yo called me a snack, was I a Zebra Cake or a honey bun?
"So when yo called me a snack, was I a Zebra Cake or a honey bun?

Memes,  Compliment Jokes,  
    
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I am not a good hugger. Tonight a friend hugged me and I dropped some crackers I was holding and hust gently said "my crackers" while waiting for the hug to end
I am not a good hugger. Tonight a friend hugged me and I dropped some crackers I was holding and hust gently said "my crackers" while waiting for the hug to end

Memes,  Hug Jokes,  
    
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Gushers sandwich with fruit by the foot as bread.

This is it. This is what I became an adult for. To buy gushers and fruit by the foot and make this and not have anyone tell me I can't.
Gushers sandwich with fruit by the foot as bread.

This is it. This is what I became an adult for. To buy gushers and fruit by the foot and make this and not have anyone tell me I can't.


Memes,  Candy Jokes,  
    
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For anybody considering moving in with their significant other, remember this:

Yesterday, I bought a 24 pack of gushers. Tonight, there are 6 left. SIX.

Do with this information what you will.
For anybody considering moving in with their significant other, remember this:

Yesterday, I bought a 24 pack of gushers. Tonight, there are 6 left. SIX.

Do with this information what you will.


Memes,  Moving Jokes,  Funny Dating Advice,  
    
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Always get your wife a snack at the gas station. If yo think to yourself, "Maybe she doesn't want a snack." I'm telling you that you're wrong. Just get the woman a snack.
Always get your wife a snack at the gas station. If yo think to yourself, "Maybe she doesn't want a snack." I'm telling you that you're wrong. Just get the woman a snack.

Memes,  Best Wife Jokes,  
    
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How you ever pretended to not look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room and acted surprised when you offered one.
How you ever pretended to not look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room and acted surprised when you offered one.

Memes,  Food Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Who remembers these?

These lollipops use to cut tongues so viciously
Who remembers these?

These lollipops use to cut tongues so viciously


Memes,  Nostalgia Jokes,  Funny Candy Jokes,  
    
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I will not eat my hurricane snacks early
I will not eat my hurricane snacks early
I will not eat my hurricane snacks early
I will not eat my hurricane snacks early
I will not eat my hurricane snacks early
I will not eat my hurricane snacks early
I will not eat my hurricane snacks early
I will not eat my hurricane snacks early
I will not eat my hurricane snacks early
I will not eat my hurricane snacks early


Memes,  Funny Hurricane Jokes,  
    
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Some girl said "You're ghetto if you bring food from outside into the movies"

No but you might be stupid if you pay 4.99 for a bag of Twizzlers, Brenda
Some girl said "You're ghetto if you bring food from outside into the movies"

No but you might be stupid if you pay 4.99 for a bag of Twizzlers, Brenda


Memes,  Funny Sayings About Food,  Movie Theater Jokes,  
    
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When you're looking like a snack
When you're looking like a snack

Memes,  Funny Animal Pictures With Caption,  
    
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I wish I looked like a snack but instead I look like I ate all the snacks
I wish I looked like a snack but instead I look like I ate all the snacks

Memes,  Kim Kardashian Meme,  Self Deprecating Jokes,  
    
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My hands look like this so her can look like that
My hands look like this so her can look like that

Memes,  Candy Memes,  
    
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There's people that actually enjoy salt and vinegar chips......

I will eat them until I've acid burned off every tastebud in my mouth/
There's people that actually enjoy salt and vinegar chips......

I will eat them until I've acid burned off every tastebud in my mouth/


Memes,  Kim Kardashian Memes,  Lays Chips Jokes,  
    
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Since we're starting to become more environmentally savvy and ditching plastic straws, may I recommend bringing these bad boys back
Since we're starting to become more environmentally savvy and ditching plastic straws, may I recommend bringing these bad boys back

Memes,  Food One Liners,  
    
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It's call a freeze pop, who raised you animals?
It's call a freeze pop, who raised you animals?

Memes,  Popsicle Jokes,  
    
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