Snack Jokes

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Someone: *Opens bag of chips*

Me:
Someone: *Opens bag of chips*

Me:


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Nobody:

Me (high af): "fuck I still got Cheez-its"
Nobody:

Me (high af): "fuck I still got Cheez-its"


Memes,  High Af,  Stoner Jokes,  
    
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I know I'm far because I had to stop scrolling and look at these
I know I'm far because I had to stop scrolling and look at these

Memes,  Hungry Meme,  
    
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I hate it when healthy me does the groceries because fat me needs a snack
I hate it when healthy me does the groceries because fat me needs a snack

Memes,  Grocery Jokes,  
    
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Life pro tip:

You can use that shoe organizer to hold your candy after the diabetes takes your feet
Life pro tip:

You can use that shoe organizer to hold your candy after the diabetes takes your feet


Memes,  Funny Words Of Advice,  Funny Life Advice,  
    
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"So when yo called me a snack, was I a Zebra Cake or a honey bun?
"So when yo called me a snack, was I a Zebra Cake or a honey bun?

Memes,  Compliment Jokes,  
    
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I am not a good hugger. Tonight a friend hugged me and I dropped some crackers I was holding and hust gently said "my crackers" while waiting for the hug to end
I am not a good hugger. Tonight a friend hugged me and I dropped some crackers I was holding and hust gently said "my crackers" while waiting for the hug to end

Memes,  Hug Jokes,  
    
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Gushers sandwich with fruit by the foot as bread.

This is it. This is what I became an adult for. To buy gushers and fruit by the foot and make this and not have anyone tell me I can't.
Gushers sandwich with fruit by the foot as bread.

This is it. This is what I became an adult for. To buy gushers and fruit by the foot and make this and not have anyone tell me I can't.


Memes,  Candy Jokes,  
    
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For anybody considering moving in with their significant other, remember this:

Yesterday, I bought a 24 pack of gushers. Tonight, there are 6 left. SIX.

Do with this information what you will.
For anybody considering moving in with their significant other, remember this:

Yesterday, I bought a 24 pack of gushers. Tonight, there are 6 left. SIX.

Do with this information what you will.


Memes,  Moving Jokes,  Funny Dating Advice,  
    
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Always get your wife a snack at the gas station. If yo think to yourself, "Maybe she doesn't want a snack." I'm telling you that you're wrong. Just get the woman a snack.
Always get your wife a snack at the gas station. If yo think to yourself, "Maybe she doesn't want a snack." I'm telling you that you're wrong. Just get the woman a snack.

Memes,  Best Wife Jokes,  
    
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How you ever pretended to not look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room and acted surprised when you offered one.
How you ever pretended to not look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room and acted surprised when you offered one.

Memes,  Food Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Who remembers these?

These lollipops use to cut tongues so viciously
Who remembers these?

These lollipops use to cut tongues so viciously


Memes,  Nostalgia Jokes,  Funny Candy Jokes,  
    
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I will not eat my hurricane snacks early
I will not eat my hurricane snacks early
I will not eat my hurricane snacks early
I will not eat my hurricane snacks early
I will not eat my hurricane snacks early
I will not eat my hurricane snacks early
I will not eat my hurricane snacks early
I will not eat my hurricane snacks early
I will not eat my hurricane snacks early
I will not eat my hurricane snacks early


Memes,  Funny Hurricane Jokes,  
    
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Some girl said "You're ghetto if you bring food from outside into the movies"

No but you might be stupid if you pay 4.99 for a bag of Twizzlers, Brenda
Some girl said "You're ghetto if you bring food from outside into the movies"

No but you might be stupid if you pay 4.99 for a bag of Twizzlers, Brenda


Memes,  Funny Sayings About Food,  Movie Theater Jokes,  
    
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When you're looking like a snack
When you're looking like a snack

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