Snail Puns

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How do snails fight?

They slug it out!
How do snails fight?

They slug it out!


Snail Jokes,  Slug Jokes,  Funny Bad Jokes,  
    
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Yeah, that's a pasta shell - he's Italian.
Yeah, that's a pasta shell - he's Italian.

Italian Jokes,  Pasta Puns,  
    
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She's a purebred

Wow, a snail made out of bread
She's a purebred

Wow, a snail made out of bread


Bread Puns,  Funny Spongebob Memes,  
    
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Escargobi-wan Kenobi
Escargobi-wan Kenobi

Obi Wan Kenobi Meme,  Jedi Meme,  Star Wars Puns,  
    
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Escarghaute Couture
Escarghaute Couture

Fashion Humor,  Fashion,  
    
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Escargau Chocolat
Escargau Chocolat

Chocolate Puns,  Chocolate Jokes,  
    
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Escargolique
Escargolique

Snail Jokes,  Geometry Puns,  
    
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Escargothique
Escargothique

Goth Meme,  Emo Jokes,  
    
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"We should clean this up. It's a lawsuit waiting to happen."
"We should clean this up. It's a lawsuit waiting to happen."

Snail Jokes,  Lawsuit Jokes,  Funny Cartoon Image,  
    
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''Do you know how fast you were going?''
''Do you know how fast you were going?''

Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Police Jokes One Liners,  Snail Jokes,  
    
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"Believe it or not, we met on a speed date!"
"Believe it or not, we met on a speed date!"

Speed Dating Jokes,  Snail Jokes,  
    
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Slugs are just

Homeless snails
Slugs are just

Homeless snails


Memes,  Snail Jokes,  Nature Jokes,  
    
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A turtle is mugged by a snail.
The authorities arrive.

Cop: Can you describe your assailant...?

Turtle: It all happened... so fast.
A turtle is mugged by a snail.
The authorities arrive.

Cop: Can you describe your assailant...?

Turtle: It all happened... so fast.


Funny Jokes,  Turtle Jokes,  Snail Jokes,  
    
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"He's long gone, sheriff--you'll never catch him."
"He's long gone, sheriff--you'll never catch him."

Funny Pictures,  Corny Kids Jokes,  Humor For Kids,  
    
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