Snake Jokes

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''Oh Harry, look at that cute couple! How come we don't do anything romantic like that anymore?''
''Oh Harry, look at that cute couple! How come we don't do anything romantic like that anymore?''

Romantic Love Jokes,  Best Love Jokes,  Silly Love Jokes,  
    
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Bob so drunk, he's kissing his own butt!
Bob so drunk, he's kissing his own butt!

Make Out Jokes,  Drunk Jokes One Liners,  
    
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when she gets back with her ex....
when she gets back with her ex....

Memes,  Funny Ex Jokes,  
    
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A Sheep, a Drum, and a Snake fall off a cliff

Baa-Dumm-Tsss
A Sheep, a Drum, and a Snake fall off a cliff

Baa-Dumm-Tsss


Funny Jokes,  Funny Corny Jokes,  Sheep Jokes,  
    
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es be like "i've never sucked  before" 2 mins later.....
es be like "i've never sucked before" 2 mins later.....

Memes,  Lying Jokes,  
    
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When your ex and best friend hook up
When your ex and best friend hook up

Memes,  Ex Girl Jokes,  Ex Boyfriend Jokes,  
    
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Ferrets are just

Cat snakes
Ferrets are just

Cat snakes


Memes,  Ferret Jokes,  Funny Cat Joke,  
    
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Crikey, it's an inland taipan! It is regarded as the most venomous land snake in the world

... I'm gonna touch it!
Crikey, it's an inland taipan! It is regarded as the most venomous land snake in the world

... I'm gonna touch it!


Memes,  Crocodile Hunter Jokes,  Steve Irwin Jokes,  
    
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i have had it with

these motherin' snakes on this motherin' plane!
i have had it with

these motherin' snakes on this motherin' plane!


Funny Quotes,  Bruce Springsteen Jokes,  
    
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Caught my ex in the shower
Caught my ex in the shower

Memes,  Ex Girl Jokes,  Ex Girlfriend Jokes,  
    
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Looking at old squad pics be like:
Looking at old squad pics be like:

Memes,  Fake Friends Jokes,  Fake People Jokes,  
    
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One hot dog for my snake, please.

We are out of bread, will a sausage be enough for your snake, sir?

Sorry, my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns.
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Alyssa: funny
One hot dog for my snake, please.

We are out of bread, will a sausage be enough for your snake, sir?

Sorry, my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns.


Funny Jokes,  Funny Comic,  
    
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hey, check out this cool snake!

oh no! you're gonna have to suck the poison out!

*slurp*

*gulp*

did you  swallow the poison?

oh no! you're gonna have to suck the poison out!

*slurp*
hey, check out this cool snake!

oh no! you're gonna have to suck the poison out!

*slurp*

*gulp*

did you swallow the poison?

oh no! you're gonna have to suck the poison out!

*slurp*


Funny Pictures,  Nonveg Jokes,  Funny Gay Comics,  
    
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Isdjupiterqueen:

Hayyy guyyyths
Isdjupiterqueen:

Hayyy guyyyths


Funny Pictures,  Braces Insults,  
    
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