Sober Jokes

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when your friend's drunk but you're sober
when your friend's drunk but you're sober

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there's a reason why "sober" and "so bored" sound almost exactly the same
there's a reason why "sober" and "so bored" sound almost exactly the same

Funny Jokes,  Drinking Jokes,  
    
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"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk...

That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."

-Ernest Hemingway
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk...

That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."

-Ernest Hemingway


Memes,  Funny Advice Quotes,  
    
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When your friend say they are sober and will drive everyone home
When your friend say they are sober and will drive everyone home

Memes,  Drunk Driving Jokes,  
    
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what if the wle year we're really drunk

and purim is the only time we're actually sober?
what if the wle year we're really drunk

and purim is the only time we're actually sober?


Purim Jokes,  Conspiracy Keanu (theme),  
    
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that moment when you sober up during sex and realize she looks like shrek and you're like whatever i love that movie
that moment when you sober up during sex and realize she looks like shrek and you're like whatever i love that movie

Funny Quotes,  Shrek Jokes,  
    
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when you think you're still sober and then you look in the mirror...

"oh, ..."
when you think you're still sober and then you look in the mirror...

"oh, ..."


Memes,  
    
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sober me really hates cleaning up after drunk me. drunk me is such an le.
sober me really hates cleaning up after drunk me. drunk me is such an le.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Drunk Quotes,  
    
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Doctor: "I am not exactly sure of the cause. I think it could be due to alcohol." 

Patient: "That's ok. I will come back when you are sober."
Doctor: "I am not exactly sure of the cause. I think it could be due to alcohol."

Patient: "That's ok. I will come back when you are sober."


Memes,  Bad Joke Eel (theme),  
    
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When your friends say they are sober and will drive everyone home
When your friends say they are sober and will drive everyone home

Memes,  Friend Jokes,  
    
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being "clean and sober" means i've swered and i'm heading to the liquor store.
being "clean and sober" means i've swered and i'm heading to the liquor store.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Drinking Quotes,  Liquor Jokes,  
    
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sober sex means it's serious.
sober sex means it's serious.

Memes,  Funny Rotten Ecards,  
    
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i don't pretend to be anything i am not...

except for sober, i've pretended to be sober a few times.
i don't pretend to be anything i am not...

except for sober, i've pretended to be sober a few times.


Funny Quotes,  Funny Drunk Jokes,  Jokes Drinking,  
    
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When you at a party and try to fit in but you really just eating cereal
When you at a party and try to fit in but you really just eating cereal

Memes,  Good Party Jokes,  Drinking Jokes Funny,  
    
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no thanks, alcol. i'm having an easy enough time making bad life decisions sober.
no thanks, alcol. i'm having an easy enough time making bad life decisions sober.

Funny Ecards,  Life Jokes,  Alcohol Humor,  
    
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