My plan was to make a soccer pun I achieved my "goal"
There’s something about watching a great soccer game, the goalie makes a incredible save and then the announcer with the up most confidence says “He has been able to stop a lot of balls that have been on target today” that just makes me laugh every time. I mean you can have a sexual conversation with your bf/gf with nothing but soccer puns. I mean you know you have a winner when you can ask her if she knows how to do a “header” and she gives you a wink, lol.
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