Soccer Puns

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There’s something about watching a great soccer game, the goalie makes a incredible save and then the announcer with the up most confidence says “He has been able to stop a lot of balls that have been on target today” that just makes me laugh every time. I mean you can have a sexual conversation with your bf/gf with nothing but soccer puns. I mean you know you have a winner when you can ask her if she knows how to do a “header” and she gives you a wink, lol.

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Q: What does Cinderella and the Uruguayan soccer team have in common? 

A: Both keep running away from the ball.
Q: What does Cinderella and the Uruguayan soccer team have in common?

A: Both keep running away from the ball.


Cinderella Jokes,  Uruguay Jokes,  
    
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q: did you hear about the new uruguayan bra? 

a: lots of support but no cups.
q: did you hear about the new uruguayan bra?

a: lots of support but no cups.


Bra Jokes,  
    
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Q: What does Cinderella and the Ecuadorean soccer team have in common? 

A: Both keep running away from the ball.
Q: What does Cinderella and the Ecuadorean soccer team have in common?

A: Both keep running away from the ball.


Ecuador Jokes,  Cinderella Jokes,  Funny Jokes And Sms,  
    
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Why can't you play soccer in the jungle? 

Because there's too many Cheetahs
Why can't you play soccer in the jungle?

Because there's too many Cheetahs


Bad Joke Eel (theme),  Cheetah Jokes,  
    
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Why are soccer players excellent at math? 

They know how to use their heads.
Why are soccer players excellent at math?

They know how to use their heads.


Lame Pun Raccoon,  Lame Pun Coon (theme),  
    
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Attack till me die

Pass till we die

Defend till we die

Pass to Ronaldo
Attack till me die

Pass till we die

Defend till we die

Pass to Ronaldo


Funny Soccer Sayings,  Funny Soccer Quotes,  
    
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No problem girls... 

... I can go on

Ahhhhhh!!!!! I'm dying!!!
No problem girls...

... I can go on

Ahhhhhh!!!!! I'm dying!!!


Soccer Jokes,  Funny Soccer,  
    
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What do you call two Mexicans playing soccer?

Juan on Juan
What do you call two Mexicans playing soccer?

Juan on Juan


Bad Joke Eel (theme),  Juan Jokes,  
    
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I dont always surf the Internet

But when I do, eyebrows
I dont always surf the Internet

But when I do, eyebrows


Eyebrows Meme,  Funny Lame Jokes,  Corny One Liners,  
    
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Mom!!

Rooney got injured I'm in
Mom!!

Rooney got injured I'm in


Funny Soccer,  Funny Sports Quotes,  
    
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Hey man, let's go on a field trip! 

Hahahahaha!!!!! 

Nerd!
Hey man, let's go on a field trip!

Hahahahaha!!!!!

Nerd!


Bully Jokes,  Play On Word Jokes,  
    
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