Softball Puns

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What do you get if you cross a lizard with a softball player?

An outfielder who catches flies with his tongue.
What do you get if you cross a lizard with a softball player?

An outfielder who catches flies with his tongue.


Baseball Puns,  Lizard Puns,  
    
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Why did the softball team hire a cook?

They needed a good batter.
Why did the softball team hire a cook?

They needed a good batter.


Chef Jokes,  Corny Puns,  
    
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What goes all the way around a softball field but never moves?

The fence!
What goes all the way around a softball field but never moves?

The fence!


Baseball Puns,  Stupid Puns,  
    
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Why don't orphans play softball?

They don't know where home is.
Why don't orphans play softball?

They don't know where home is.


Mean Jokes,  List Of Bad Jokes,  
    
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What animal is best at hitting a softball?

A bat!
What animal is best at hitting a softball?

A bat!


Super Lame Jokes,  Wacky One Liners,  
    
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Where does a catcher sit for dinner?

Behind the plate.
Where does a catcher sit for dinner?

Behind the plate.


Funny Lame Jokes,  List Of Stupid Jokes,  
    
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Where do coal diggers play softball?

In the miner (minor) leagues.
Where do coal diggers play softball?

In the miner (minor) leagues.


Super Corny Jokes,  Lame Jokes,  
    
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What do softball players eat on?

Home plates.
What do softball players eat on?

Home plates.


List Of Jokes For Kids,  Food Puns,  
    
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Why don't matches play softball?

One strike and your out!
Why don't matches play softball?

One strike and your out!


Corny One Liners,  Joke Questions And Answers,  
    
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Why was Cinderella so bad at softball?

She had a pumpkin for a coach.
Why was Cinderella so bad at softball?

She had a pumpkin for a coach.


Pumpkin Puns,  Cinderella Jokes,  
    
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Where did the softball player wash her socks?... In the bleachers.
Where did the softball player wash her socks?... In the bleachers.

Bleach Jokes,  Sock Puns,  
    
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What do you get when you cross a softball player with a monster?

A double header!
What do you get when you cross a softball player with a monster?

A double header!


Monster Jokes For Kids,  Funny Jokes For Little Kids,  
    
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Q: What does softball have in common with pancakes? 

A: They both rely on the batter!
Q: What does softball have in common with pancakes?

A: They both rely on the batter!


Pancake Puns,  Corny Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Q: Why did the police go to the softball game? 

A: Because someone was stealing a base!
Q: Why did the police go to the softball game?

A: Because someone was stealing a base!


Police Puns,  Simple Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Q: Whats the difference between an umpire and a pickpocket? 

A: One watches steals; the other steals watches.
Q: Whats the difference between an umpire and a pickpocket?

A: One watches steals; the other steals watches.


Thief Jokes,  Baseball Puns,  
    
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