Software Engineer Jokes

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I will find you

And I will exploit you
I will find you

And I will exploit you


Engineering Puns,  Computer Jokes,  
    
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Engineer Jokes One Liners,  Oil Jokes,  
    
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Developer calls it "Done"
Developer calls it "Done"

Software Testing Jokes,  Dr Evil Meme (theme),  
    
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I ran an A/B test once

It was awful
I ran an A/B test once

It was awful


Grumpy Cat Jokes,  Software Testing Jokes,  
    
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Developer

Y u no test before commit?
Developer

Y u no test before commit?


Software Testing Jokes,  Technology Meme,  
    
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Yea, if your software could meet basic expectations for production quality

That would be great
Yea, if your software could meet basic expectations for production quality

That would be great


That Would Be Great Meme,  Office Space Meme,  
    
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I see you test your code in production

I too like to live dangerously


Software Testing Jokes,  Programming Jokes,  
    
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A developer says to a QA person 

"Works on my machine"
A developer says to a QA person

"Works on my machine"


Software Testing Jokes,  Programmer Jokes,  
    
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To tell somebody that they are wrong is called criticism.

To do so officially is called testing.
To tell somebody that they are wrong is called criticism.

To do so officially is called testing.


Software Testing Jokes,  Software Jokes,  
    
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Back in my day

There was no testing, except debugging
Back in my day

There was no testing, except debugging


Software Testing Jokes,  Funny Computer Sayings,  
    
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Dammit Jim, I'm a network engineer

Not an oracle dba
Dammit Jim, I'm a network engineer

Not an oracle dba


Memes,  Jim Jokes,  Star Trek Memes,  
    
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Becomes successful software engineer for U.S. military 

Creates Skynet
Becomes successful software engineer for U.S. military

Creates Skynet


Memes,  Bad Luck Brian Meme (theme),  Bad Luck Meme,  
    
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Question. How many Software Engineers do you need to change a light bulb?

Answer. None. It's a hardware problem!


Engineer Jokes One Liners,  Engineer Jokes  
    
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If a beggar meets another beggar...

And a software engineer meets another software engineer..

Both of them will ask the same question to each other..

So , which platform are you working on?
If a beggar meets another beggar...

And a software engineer meets another software engineer..

Both of them will ask the same question to each other..

So , which platform are you working on?


Funny Memes,  Technology Jokes,  Obama Memes  
    
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