Soldier Jokes

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a soldier's rifle is spotless. he makes his bed with spital corners. his uniform is perfect, but somew that motherer wraps presents like this.
a soldier's rifle is spotless. he makes his bed with spital corners. his uniform is perfect, but somew that motherer wraps presents like this.

Memes,  Christmas Present Meme,  Christmas Gift Memes,  
    
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When you already deployed and Trump bombs Syria
When you already deployed and Trump bombs Syria

Memes,  Syria Jokes,  When You Meme,  
    
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so yeah i'm his queen

bruh i dead didn't see him in the first pic lmfaoooo
so yeah i'm his queen

bruh i dead didn't see him in the first pic lmfaoooo


Memes,  Clothing Jokes,  
    
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if our troops aren't getting paid,

then neither suld these les.
if our troops aren't getting paid,

then neither suld these les.


Memes,  Anti Government Jokes,  
    
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Am I high or is the sun giving this guy a soldier rub
Am I high or is the sun giving this guy a soldier rub

Memes,  Perfectly Timed Photos,  
    
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Hipsters or Civil War soldiers
Hipsters or Civil War soldiers

Memes,  Fashion Memes,  
    
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These people waited 458 days just to get their luggage. Ridiculous
These people waited 458 days just to get their luggage. Ridiculous

Memes,  Airport Jokes,  
    
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Soldiers and marines have their rifles

I have a broom
Soldiers and marines have their rifles

I have a broom


Navy Jokes,  Broom Jokes,  
    
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He's not the hero America wants, he's the hero America needs
He's not the hero America wants, he's the hero America needs

Memes,  American Memes,  Funny Fat Guy Jokes,  
    
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Dog: Suspect spotted 45 meters away, behind a tree

Sniper: Affirmative, looking for target

Dog: Suspect is brown

Sniper: OK

Dog: Walking East

Sniper: OK

Dog: Carrying a nut

Sniper:...are you looking at squirrels again?

Dog: Sorry
Dog: Suspect spotted 45 meters away, behind a tree

Sniper: Affirmative, looking for target

Dog: Suspect is brown

Sniper: OK

Dog: Walking East

Sniper: OK

Dog: Carrying a nut

Sniper:...are you looking at squirrels again?

Dog: Sorry


Memes,  Funny Dog Sayings,  Squirrel Jokes,  
    
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Be clone of best solider ever

Miss every shot
Be clone of best solider ever

Miss every shot


Clone Jokes,  Storm Trooper Jokes,  
    
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Syrian rebels 

So ridiculously handsome that Syria targets turkey instead
Syrian rebels

So ridiculously handsome that Syria targets turkey instead


Syria Jokes,  Sexy Humor,  
    
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meanwhile in syria...

why the us army is taking too long to get overhere??
meanwhile in syria...

why the us army is taking too long to get overhere??


Syria Jokes,  Meanwhile In,  
    
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So I said to the airman

Listen up chairforce, I'm a soldier
So I said to the airman

Listen up chairforce, I'm a soldier


Air Force Jokes,  Army Humor,  
    
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PT 5 days a week?

Should have gone air force...
PT 5 days a week?

Should have gone air force...


Memes,  Air Force Jokes,  Army Humor,  
    
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