Soldier Jokes

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Soldiers and marines have their rifles

I have a broom
Soldiers and marines have their rifles

I have a broom


Navy Jokes,  Broom Jokes,  
    
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He's not the hero America wants, he's the hero America needs
He's not the hero America wants, he's the hero America needs

Memes,  American Memes,  Funny Fat Guy Jokes,  
    
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Dog: Suspect spotted 45 meters away, behind a tree

Sniper: Affirmative, looking for target

Dog: Suspect is brown

Sniper: OK

Dog: Walking East

Sniper: OK

Dog: Carrying a nut

Sniper:...are you looking at squirrels again?

Dog: Sorry
Dog: Suspect spotted 45 meters away, behind a tree

Sniper: Affirmative, looking for target

Dog: Suspect is brown

Sniper: OK

Dog: Walking East

Sniper: OK

Dog: Carrying a nut

Sniper:...are you looking at squirrels again?

Dog: Sorry


Memes,  Funny Dog Sayings,  Squirrel Jokes,  
    
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Be clone of best solider ever

Miss every shot
Be clone of best solider ever

Miss every shot


Clone Jokes,  Storm Trooper Jokes,  
    
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meanwhile in syria...

why the us army is taking too long to get overhere??
meanwhile in syria...

why the us army is taking too long to get overhere??


Syria Jokes,  Meanwhile In,  
    
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Syrian rebels 

So ridiculously handsome that Syria targets turkey instead
Syrian rebels

So ridiculously handsome that Syria targets turkey instead


Syria Jokes,  Sexy Humor,  
    
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So I said to the airman

Listen up chairforce, I'm a soldier
So I said to the airman

Listen up chairforce, I'm a soldier


Air Force Jokes,  Army Humor,  
    
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Should have gone air force...
PT 5 days a week?

Should have gone air force...


Memes,  Air Force Jokes,  Army Humor,  
    
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Meanwhile

In air force basic training
Meanwhile

In air force basic training


Memes,  Air Force Jokes,  Funny Air Force Jokes,  
    
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Joins the airforce

Gets hazardous dirty pay for being stationed near a marine base
Joins the airforce

Gets hazardous dirty pay for being stationed near a marine base


Memes,  Funny Military Jokes,  Funny Air Force Jokes,  
    
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"So easy, a caveman can do it"
"So easy, a caveman can do it"

Memes,  Funny Air Force Jokes,  Air Force Humor,  
    
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Are you telling me

That in your country people actually want to become soldiers?
Are you telling me

That in your country people actually want to become soldiers?


Memes,  Skeptical Third World Kid (theme),  
    
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these aren't bad es

these are bad es
these aren't bad es

these are bad es


Memes,  Jokes About Girls,  Jokes About Women,  
    
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Who ya gonna call?

Chocolate Rambo
Who ya gonna call?

Chocolate Rambo


Memes,  Rambo Jokes,  Chocolate Jokes,  
    
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Will you get me out of the barracks...

And accept my BHA and Tricare?
Will you get me out of the barracks...

And accept my BHA and Tricare?


Memes,  Bad Marriage Jokes,  
    
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