Speeding Jokes

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Dont drive in the zoom zoom lane if you cant go the zoom zoom speed
Dont drive in the zoom zoom lane if you cant go the zoom zoom speed

Memes,  Driving Jokes One Liners,  
    
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When I enter a school zone going 120mph

Are ya ready kids?
When I enter a school zone going 120mph

Are ya ready kids?


Memes,  Spongebob Memes,  
    
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January went by pretty slow, but February's doing 75 mph in a 35 mph zone
January went by pretty slow, but February's doing 75 mph in a 35 mph zone

Memes,  February Jokes,  
    
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Me going 100mph

Me when I get pulled over
Me going 100mph

Me when I get pulled over


Memes,  Funny Driving Jokes,  
    
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October went by pretty slow, but November's doing 75 mph in a 35 mph zone
October went by pretty slow, but November's doing 75 mph in a 35 mph zone

Memes,  October Jokes,  Funny November Quotes,  
    
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How moms stand outside when someone is speeding through their Christian suburb
How moms stand outside when someone is speeding through their Christian suburb

Memes,  Moms Be Like,  
    
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How dare you drive the speed limit when I'm late to something due to my own poor time management skills
How dare you drive the speed limit when I'm late to something due to my own poor time management skills

Memes,  Driving Jokes One Liners,  
    
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U ever so mf mad u drive the speed limit?
U ever so mf mad u drive the speed limit?

Memes,  Funny Driving Jokes,  
    
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When the stranger you've been speeding with takes his exit
When the stranger you've been speeding with takes his exit

Memes,  Highway Jokes,  
    
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Her: How'd you cash me?

Cop: You were ousside.

Her: Uggh...howbow dah.
Her: How'd you cash me?

Cop: You were ousside.

Her: Uggh...howbow dah.


Memes,  Cop Humor,  Howbow Dah Meme,  
    
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cop: do you know w fast you were going?

guy: no officer, i was trying to catch a charrizard

cop: oh  lets go
cop: do you know w fast you were going?

guy: no officer, i was trying to catch a charrizard

cop: oh lets go


Memes,  Cop Humor,  Pokemon Go Meme,  
    
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Troopers clock minivan full of Amish teens going 110 mph

News articles when you live in rural Pennsylvania..
Troopers clock minivan full of Amish teens going 110 mph

News articles when you live in rural Pennsylvania..


Amish Jokes,  News Jokes,  Pennsylvania Jokes,  
    
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cop: you were moving foo fast

her: i feel like we were moving too fast

cop: no you dont underst-

her: i just need my space

cop:  it ill just go
cop: you were moving foo fast

her: i feel like we were moving too fast

cop: no you dont underst-

her: i just need my space

cop: it ill just go


Memes,  Cop Humor,  Girls Be Like,  
    
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Cop: Do you know how fast you were going?

Me: My snapchat selfie says 45

Cop: Lmao add me
Cop: Do you know how fast you were going?

Me: My snapchat selfie says 45

Cop: Lmao add me


Memes,  Cop Jokes,  Snapchat Jokes,  
    
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How Rick stands in his driveway when you speed through HIS neighborhood
How Rick stands in his driveway when you speed through HIS neighborhood

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