Speeding Ticket Jokes

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Got pulled over today and the cop really thought I was driving around in a Pontiac Harambe
Got pulled over today and the cop really thought I was driving around in a Pontiac Harambe

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cop: you been drinking sir?

guy: had 2 twisted tea's earlier

cop: here's ur ticket for being a 13 year old
cop: you been drinking sir?

guy: had 2 twisted tea's earlier

cop: here's ur ticket for being a 13 year old


Memes,  Cop Jokes,  
    
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idk his name but he looks like a tmas, free my  tmas
idk his name but he looks like a tmas, free my tmas

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Lady: I Thought you didn't give tickets to pretty girls

Cop: We don't. Sign here
Lady: I Thought you didn't give tickets to pretty girls

Cop: We don't. Sign here


Memes,  Funny Cop Sayings,  
    
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girl: pls dont ticket me ill do anything

cop: anything?

girl: yes anything

cop: will you..

cop: learn to in drive
girl: pls dont ticket me ill do anything

cop: anything?

girl: yes anything

cop: will you..

cop: learn to in drive


Memes,  Woman Driver Jokes,  Funny Cop Sayings,  
    
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When you think you beat a red light and you see a camera flash
When you think you beat a red light and you see a camera flash

Memes,  Funny Driving Jokes,  
    
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I live my life one speeding ticket at a time
I live my life one speeding ticket at a time

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Speeding ticket 

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Speeding ticket

Now I have to drive normally


First World Problems Memes (theme),  First World Problems,  
    
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Speeding ticket? 

You mean driving like a man tax
Speeding ticket?

You mean driving like a man tax


Overly Manly Man Meme (theme),  Driving Jokes One Liners,  
    
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What if I told you, 

That if you don't speed, you won't get a speeding ticket?
What if I told you,

That if you don't speed, you won't get a speeding ticket?


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Was speeding 

Crow covers the number plate
Was speeding

Crow covers the number plate


Camera Jokes,  Success Kid Meme (theme),  
    
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So you get a speeding ticket driving a prius? 

Tell me again how you will brag to your friends.
So you get a speeding ticket driving a prius?

Tell me again how you will brag to your friends.


Willy Wonka Jokes,  Willy Wonka Memes,  
    
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''I wish you people would make up your minds! The judge took away my license and now you want to see it!!!"
''I wish you people would make up your minds! The judge took away my license and now you want to see it!!!"

License Jokes,  Cop Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Don't worry, a speeding ticket was all we found 

When my mom ran a background check on you
Don't worry, a speeding ticket was all we found

When my mom ran a background check on you


Overly Attached Girlfriend Meme,  
    
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Speeding ticket?

Ain't no body got time for dat
Speeding ticket?

Ain't no body got time for dat


Nobody Got Time For That Meme,  Aint Nobody Got Time For That Meme,  Sweet Brown Meme (theme),  
    
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