Speeding Ticket Jokes

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Why do I drive like I can afford a ticket
Why do I drive like I can afford a ticket

Memes,  Funny Driving Quotes,  
    
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Guys with hair like this have a 125% chance of giving you a ticket
Guys with hair like this have a 125% chance of giving you a ticket

Memes,  Jokes About Hair,  
    
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Got pulled over today and the cop really thought I was driving around in a Pontiac Harambe
Got pulled over today and the cop really thought I was driving around in a Pontiac Harambe

Memes,  Funny Car Images,  
    
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cop: you been drinking sir?

guy: had 2 twisted tea's earlier

cop: here's ur ticket for being a 13 year old
cop: you been drinking sir?

guy: had 2 twisted tea's earlier

cop: here's ur ticket for being a 13 year old


Memes,  Cop Jokes,  
    
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idk his name but he looks like a tmas, free my  tmas
idk his name but he looks like a tmas, free my tmas

Memes,  Thomas Jokes,  
    
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Lady: I Thought you didn't give tickets to pretty girls

Cop: We don't. Sign here
Lady: I Thought you didn't give tickets to pretty girls

Cop: We don't. Sign here


Memes,  Funny Cop Sayings,  
    
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girl: pls dont ticket me ill do anything

cop: anything?

girl: yes anything

cop: will you..

cop: learn to in drive
girl: pls dont ticket me ill do anything

cop: anything?

girl: yes anything

cop: will you..

cop: learn to in drive


Memes,  Woman Driver Jokes,  Funny Cop Sayings,  
    
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When you think you beat a red light and you see a camera flash
When you think you beat a red light and you see a camera flash

Memes,  Funny Driving Jokes,  
    
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I live my life one speeding ticket at a time
I live my life one speeding ticket at a time

Fast And Furious Memes,  Fast And Furious Jokes,  
    
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Speeding ticket? 

You mean driving like a man tax
Speeding ticket?

You mean driving like a man tax


Overly Manly Man Meme (theme),  Driving Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Speeding ticket 

Now I have to drive normally
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Speeding ticket

Now I have to drive normally


First World Problems Memes (theme),  First World Problems,  
    
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What if I told you, 

That if you don't speed, you won't get a speeding ticket?
What if I told you,

That if you don't speed, you won't get a speeding ticket?


What If I Told You Matrix (theme),  Matrix Jokes,  
    
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So you get a speeding ticket driving a prius? 

Tell me again how you will brag to your friends.
So you get a speeding ticket driving a prius?

Tell me again how you will brag to your friends.


Willy Wonka Jokes,  Willy Wonka Memes,  
    
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Don't worry, a speeding ticket was all we found 

When my mom ran a background check on you
Don't worry, a speeding ticket was all we found

When my mom ran a background check on you


Overly Attached Girlfriend Meme,  
    
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"So if I'm hearing you correctly, you drive over broken yellow lines pretending that you're Pac-Man."
"So if I'm hearing you correctly, you drive over broken yellow lines pretending that you're Pac-Man."

Pacman Jokes,  Cop Jokes One Liners,  
    
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