Sperm Jokes

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Me after my dad's sperm fertilized my mom's egg
Me after my dad's sperm fertilized my mom's egg

Memes,  Funny Relatable Pictures,  
    
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isn't it trippy to think that you're literally just a grown up piece of
isn't it trippy to think that you're literally just a grown up piece of

Memes,  Silly Life Quotes,  
    
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when sperm cells realize they're in a butt and that their mission was over before it even started
when sperm cells realize they're in a butt and that their mission was over before it even started

Memes,  
    
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interviewer: have you always known you wanted to work at a sperm bank?

guy: i knew once i came here

interviewer: haha get a load of this guy

guy: literally

interviewer: welcome aboard
interviewer: have you always known you wanted to work at a sperm bank?

guy: i knew once i came here

interviewer: haha get a load of this guy

guy: literally

interviewer: welcome aboard



Memes,  Cumming Jokes,  
    
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when you're rushing to buy some plan b before your sperm can reach her eggs and fertilize
when you're rushing to buy some plan b before your sperm can reach her eggs and fertilize

Memes,  Birth Control Memes,  Caveman Spongebob Meme,  
    
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why did the  guy get fired from the sperm bank? 

why? 

drinking on the job.
why did the guy get fired from the sperm bank?

why?

drinking on the job.


Gay Guy Jokes,  Jj Jameson Meme (theme),  
    
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easter is almost here

let's send your sperm on an egg hunt!
easter is almost here

let's send your sperm on an egg hunt!


Overly Attached Girlfriend Meme,  
    
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her eyebrows look like two sperm cells facing-off
her eyebrows look like two sperm cells facing-off

Memes,  Eyebrow Memes,  Eyebrow Jokes,  
    
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i don't always have radiation therapy but when i do

the "boys" light up!
i don't always have radiation therapy but when i do

the "boys" light up!


Radiation Jokes,  Most Interesting Man In The World Memes,  Cancer Jokes,  
    
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what do chicago white sox fans and sperm have in common?
what do chicago white sox fans and sperm have in common?

Chicago White Sox Jokes,  
    
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we've been outsourced!
we've been outsourced!

Clone Jokes,  Job Humor,  
    
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you are so good with directions

i bet your sperm won't have any problems finding my egg
you are so good with directions

i bet your sperm won't have any problems finding my egg


Overly Attached Girlfriend Memes,  
    
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so, do you like memes?
so, do you like memes?

Memes,  Meme Jokes,  
    
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birth control 

be like
birth control

be like


Birth Control Meme,  Odell Beckham Meme,  Be Like,  
    
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if sperm is in the s and they're known as balls. and you come from them, does that mean ball really is life?
if sperm is in the s and they're known as balls. and you come from them, does that mean ball really is life?

Ball Is Life Pics,  Eminem Jokes,  
    
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