Spider Puns

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Hey I just ate all those nasty bugs you hate

Are you about to give me a high five?
KAPPITS (9)
More bugs!: Now i will eat you!
Spider got bugs: Dine!
Spider got bugs: 1st web..,
Spider got bugs: 1st crostmas
Spider got bugs: Oh what fun web
Punjoke: 21 spicy bugs to eat!
Punjoke: I want more bugs!
Punjoke: Are you about to give me a hi five?
Punjoke: Could you give me a hi five?
Hey I just ate all those nasty bugs you hate

Are you about to give me a high five?


Meme,  Misunderstood Spider (theme),  
    
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Funny Spider Jokes,  Spider Humor,  100 Funny Jokes,  
    
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Why did the spider buy a car?

So he could take it out for a spin!


Car Puns,  Spider Joke,  Car Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Patron: Waiter, why is there a spider in my glass?

Waiter: It scares away the flies.


Waiter Jokes,  Restaurant Jokes  
    
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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

A harenet.


Bunny Jokes,  Rabbit Puns,  Kids Riddles And Jokes  
    
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KAPPITS (1)
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Q: Why did the spider buy a computer?

A: She wanted an instant website!


Computer Jokes,  Joke Websites,  Computer Jokes For Kids  
    
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Q: What do you call two young married spiders?

A: Newly webs!


Married Life Jokes,  Funny Spider Jokes,  Riddle Jokes Funny,  Riddles,  
    
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Q: What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?

A: It became a daddy short legs!


Great Riddles And Jokes,  Question Humor  
    
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Q: How do you grow a spider?

A: With soda and ice-cream!


Spider Jokes,  Funny Jokes To Tell,  
    
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Q: Where do spiders go for fun?

A: To Webley.


Spider Humor,  Fun Puns,  Awesome Puns  
    
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Q: What do spiders eat for lunch?
A: Web wrap flies!


Eating Jokes,  Question Jokes  
    
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Q:Which web spider has the most fun?

A: Yahoos!


Spider Web Jokes,  Question Humor  
    
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Q: What makes a spider laugh?

A: A spider comedian.


Jokes To Tell,  Comedian Jokes,  Comediest Jokes,  
    
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Q: What is a cool name for a spider?

A: Infinity!


Spider Humor,  Silly One Liners,  Silly One Liners  
    
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Q: Why was the spider angry?

A: The fly flew off his fork handle!


Spider Jokes,  Angry Jokes,  Fly Jokes,  
    
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