Spooky Jokes For Kids

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Being afraid to let your legs hang off the bed, fearing 'monsters' would grab them from under the bed.
Being afraid to let your legs hang off the bed, fearing 'monsters' would grab them from under the bed.

Relatable Posts,  Bed Joke,  Nightmare Jokes,  
    
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Fell safe under your cover 

So do I
Fell safe under your cover

So do I


Memes,  Horrifying House Guest (theme)  
    
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What position did the monster play on the soccer team?

Ghoulie.


Soccer Jokes,  Soccer Puns,  Monster Jokes For Kids,  Funny Jokes For Little Kids,  
    
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Just the sound go the air conditioner? 

I'm sure that's what you'd like to believe
Just the sound go the air conditioner?

I'm sure that's what you'd like to believe


Air Conditioning Jokes,  Horrifying House Guest (theme)  
    
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I'm only there 

When your eyes are closed
I'm only there

When your eyes are closed


Horrifying House Guest (theme),  Weird Jokes  
    
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Who did Frankenstein bring to the Valentine's day dance?

His ghoul-friend.


Valentine Jokes For Kids,  Valentines Day Jokes For Kids,  Valentines Jokes For Kids,  Valentine Puns,  
    
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Where does the zombie go on vacation?

Death Valley.


Vacation Jokes,  Zombie Humor,  Comedy Jokes For Kids  
    
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What did the zombie girl say to her new zombie boyfriend?

You stole my heart!


Jokes For Love,  Hilarious Love Jokes  
    
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How many vampires does it take to put in a lightbulb? None, vampires like the dark.

Scary Jokes For Kids,  Good Childrens Jokes  
    
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What broadcasting company has the best horror shows?

The Ghost-to-Ghost network.


Good Kid Jokes,  Cute Kid Jokes,  101 Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Q: What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

A: It was repossessed!


House Jokes,  Ghost Puns,  Halloween Puns,  
    
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What's Dracula's car called?

A mobile blood unit.


Dracula Jokes,  Car Jokes For Kids,  Blood Puns,  
    
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What does Dracula say to his victims?

It's been nice gnawing you.


Dracula Jokes,  Good Halloween Jokes For Kids,  
    
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What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.


Vampire Puns,  Halloween Puns,  Blood Puns,  
    
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What is Dracula's favorite pudding?

Leeches and scream.


Dracula Jokes,  Hollywood Jokes,  Vampire Jokes,  
    
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