Spooning Jokes

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Spooning jokesMy minds telling me no but my body, my body's telling me yes
Are you the big spoon? Maybe being the little spoon is more your speed? Whatever spoon you are you either love spooning or hate it. For some spooning leads to a dead arm, uncomfortable sleep or a mouth full of someone’s hair. For others, it means romance, warm fuzzy feelings and love. When you mix the 2 different views, together it can lead to some funny situations.

Here we have the best spooning jokes from all over the Internet. We’ve sought out anything funny, popular or viral to share here with you. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
There's a love mattress that helps couples to deal with "the awkward spooning hand" during cuddling

Shut up and ta...

Oh... I almost forgot
There's a love mattress that helps couples to deal with "the awkward spooning hand" during cuddling

Shut up and ta...

Oh... I almost forgot


Bed Joke,  Forever Alone Meme (theme),  
    
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So she farted while we were spooning

So I guess you could say things are gettin' pretty serious
So she farted while we were spooning

So I guess you could say things are gettin' pretty serious


Things Are Getting Pretty Serious,  Best Fart Jokes,  
    
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Zzzzz

Huh?

Aww, she wants my hand closer to her heart. That is so sweet!

Zzzzz

Puh!
Zzzzz

Huh?

Aww, she wants my hand closer to her heart. That is so sweet!

Zzzzz

Puh!


Sleeping Meme,  Funny Couple Images,  
    
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Spooning: "Mmm this is nice."

12 seconds later: 

"Sweet Jesus, your body heat is melting my skin off and I can't feel my arm.:
Spooning: "Mmm this is nice."

12 seconds later:

"Sweet Jesus, your body heat is melting my skin off and I can't feel my arm.:


One Armed Man Jokes,  Heat Jokes,  
    
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Loves spooning in bed

Body pillow doesn't reciprocate
Loves spooning in bed

Body pillow doesn't reciprocate


Forever Alone Memes,  Bed Joke,  
    
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Do not spoon the bacon
Do not spoon the bacon

Bacon Memes,  Bacon Jokes,  
    
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sing 

gone terribly wrong!
sing

gone terribly wrong!


X Ray Jokes,  Just Wrong,  
    
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*last night, gf was big s

*hand cupping balls

when suddenly,  a nightmare appears!

*grip tightens severely



whu-

oh! sorry!
*last night, gf was big s

*hand cupping balls

when suddenly, a nightmare appears!

*grip tightens severely



whu-

oh! sorry!


Nightmare Jokes,  Boyfriend Meme,  
    
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sing? 

more like let's see w much "accidental" botty wiggling does it take to give him a .
sing?

more like let's see w much "accidental" botty wiggling does it take to give him a .


Boner Jokes,  
    
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maybe if i wiggle my bum while sing

it'll put him in the mood.
maybe if i wiggle my bum while sing

it'll put him in the mood.


Bum Jokes,  Willy Wonka Memes,  
    
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sing with someone for the first time

for guys

don't get a . ..

don't get a ...

don't get a ...

for girls

i've never had to fart so badly in my life
sing with someone for the first time

for guys

don't get a . ..

don't get a ...

don't get a ...

for girls

i've never had to fart so badly in my life


Funny Boner,  Best Fart Jokes,  
    
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There is absolutely no blood circulation

In my left arm. Help.
There is absolutely no blood circulation

In my left arm. Help.


One Arm Jokes,  Sleeping Jokes,  
    
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Prepare youraelf

More spooning is coming
Prepare youraelf

More spooning is coming


Funny Relationship Jokes,  Couple Jokes,  
    
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first time sing with cruah

"please ignore the "
first time sing with cruah

"please ignore the "


    
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hey girl

as much as i would love to spend post game sing with you, i'm gonna make you a grilled cheese instead
hey girl

as much as i would love to spend post game sing with you, i'm gonna make you a grilled cheese instead


Hey Girl Meme,  Sandwich Jokes,  
    
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