Stand Up Jokes

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Viking Stand-Up

Hi. I just rowed in from Norway and boy! Are my arms Thor!
Viking Stand-Up

Hi. I just rowed in from Norway and boy! Are my arms Thor!


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the bible says love others like you love yourself...

...but you can't go around jacking everyone off
the bible says love others like you love yourself...

...but you can't go around jacking everyone off


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I would not miss it for the world.

But if something else came up I would definitely not go.
I would not miss it for the world.

But if something else came up I would definitely not go.


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e - cigarettes. have you tried one yet? you end up looking like a ing robot.

no. really. i was using one and had this old lady walk by me and act totally disgusted.

she walked a few feet away and start waving her hands in front of her nose, like "ugh! i don't want to get any of this science on me!

oh no. pretty soon she's going to start believing in evolution.
e - cigarettes. have you tried one yet? you end up looking like a ing robot.

no. really. i was using one and had this old lady walk by me and act totally disgusted.

she walked a few feet away and start waving her hands in front of her nose, like "ugh! i don't want to get any of this science on me!

oh no. pretty soon she's going to start believing in evolution.


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i protested for  marriage i believe very strongly in  marriage

my reasoning is so simple. if you don't believe in  marriage, you're head because...

...it's got nothing to ing do with you. it doesn't matter! doesn't matter w loves w, or w wants to be with w.

if you hate  marriage, you know what you suld do? don't marry a  person.
i protested for marriage i believe very strongly in marriage

my reasoning is so simple. if you don't believe in marriage, you're head because...

...it's got nothing to ing do with you. it doesn't matter! doesn't matter w loves w, or w wants to be with w.

if you hate marriage, you know what you suld do? don't marry a person.


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John Pinette

"She said 'Do you eat a lot go gluten?' I don't know what gluten is, but I would say 'yes' I'm fairly certain I'm mostly gluten."
John Pinette

"She said 'Do you eat a lot go gluten?' I don't know what gluten is, but I would say 'yes' I'm fairly certain I'm mostly gluten."


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indian comedian russell peters standup jokes on the canadian accent!

Russell Peters - The Canadian Accent
indian comedian russell peters standup jokes on the canadian accent!

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Hey Larry

Stand up when you pee
Hey Larry

Stand up when you pee


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Have you ever heard someone say "I'm a bad test taker."? 

You mean you're stupid
Have you ever heard someone say "I'm a bad test taker."?

You mean you're stupid


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If you put Mentos into Diet Coke...

You're retarded.
If you put Mentos into Diet Coke...

You're retarded.


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have to stand up in cl

erection!
have to stand up in cl

erection!


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Y'all ever avoided conversation with somebody cuz you just knew 

They breath was gonna smell like struggle?
Y'all ever avoided conversation with somebody cuz you just knew

They breath was gonna smell like struggle?


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People stand up to offer you seats on the bus. Especially if you can't reach the handles
People stand up to offer you seats on the bus. Especially if you can't reach the handles

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Q: How does every black guy joke start?

A: By looking over your shoulder!


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