Star Jokes

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Stars can't shine without

Hydrogen and nuclear fusion
Stars can't shine without

Hydrogen and nuclear fusion


Hydrogen Jokes,  Funny Science Facts,  
    
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putting your selfie at the top of your christmas tree because you're a in star
putting your selfie at the top of your christmas tree because you're a in star

Memes,  Kanye West Funny,  Christmas Tree Meme,  
    
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Finds shooting star

It shoots him
Finds shooting star

It shoots him


Memes,  Bad Luck Brian (theme),  
    
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Wishes upon a star

Gets hit by a meteor
Wishes upon a star

Gets hit by a meteor


Memes,  Bad Luck Jokes,  Meteor Jokes,  
    
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Could ignite and become a star by gaining just a little more mass, wiping out life on earth

Doesn't
Could ignite and become a star by gaining just a little more mass, wiping out life on earth

Doesn't


Memes,  Jupiter Jokes,  Earth Jokes,  
    
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so you're a rock star? you mean like coldplay?

what the  is a coldplay?
so you're a rock star? you mean like coldplay?

what the is a coldplay?


Memes,  Coldplay Jokes,  Rock Music Jokes,  
    
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look at the stars, look when they shine for you

suck my
look at the stars, look when they shine for you

suck my


Memes,  Funny Diss Jokes,  
    
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Who wore it better?
Who wore it better?

Funny Pictures,  Katy Perry Jokes,  
    
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Remember when Fred Flintstone was the star of a great cartoon and not just a cereal mascot?

Pepperidge farm remembers
Remember when Fred Flintstone was the star of a great cartoon and not just a cereal mascot?

Pepperidge farm remembers


Memes,  Fred Flintstone Jokes,  Cartoon Humor,  
    
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Who else had these on their ceiling?
Who else had these on their ceiling?

Memes,  Bedroom Jokes,  
    
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I'm a star!

Big deal! I have a chain of restaurants named after me!
I'm a star!

Big deal! I have a chain of restaurants named after me!


Funny Pictures,  Lobster Puns,  Star Puns,  
    
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enlighten me

on what the  a soting star smells like
enlighten me

on what the a soting star smells like


Memes,  Smell Jokes,  Curiosity Jokes,  
    
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White girl be like

Twinkle, twinkle
White girl be like

Twinkle, twinkle


Memes,  White Girls Be Like,  Funny Tattoo Fails,  
    
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Now, that's gotta hurt...
Now, that's gotta hurt...

Christmas Tree Jokes,  Funny Christmas Comics,  
    
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You can find your way across this country using burger joints the way a navigator uses stars.

Funny Travel Quotes,  Jokes About Americans,  Funny Travel Advice  
    
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