Starbucks Jokes

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Starbucks jokesA white girl does not simply turn down Starbucks
Have you ever ordered a tall blonde for $10? Then you’ve definitely probably been to Starbucks. In some circles, it is said that Starbucks has the best coffee ever. Some could even go as far as to suggest that they mix crack into their unique blends (because of how addictively good it is!).

Whether or not, you agree that Starbucks coffee the best, most addictive or even if you think that it’s simply ridiculous to spend over $1 for a cup of coffee there’s a Starbucks joke that you will love.
Here you will find a collection of the funniest Starbucks jokes from all over the Internet. Browse our collection of jokes and enjoy a laugh. Kaption your favorites, rate them and share on social media.
When you walk into the break room with your designer, overpriced coffee & see peasants making their own caffeinated liquid..

"Good morning, poors!"
When you walk into the break room with your designer, overpriced coffee & see peasants making their own caffeinated liquid..

"Good morning, poors!"


Memes,  Coffee Jokes,  Funny Good Morning Jokes,  
    
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If you see me spending $5,85 on a drink at Starbucks even tho I was just complaining about being broke like yesterday, mind ur business
If you see me spending $5,85 on a drink at Starbucks even tho I was just complaining about being broke like yesterday, mind ur business

Memes,  Broke People Jokes,  Nosey People Jokes,  
    
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Starbucks employee: "Hi-"

Cusromer: "Hi can I get a venti iced caramel macchiato, with breast milk freshly squeezed by the barista herself, can I get it upside down, spun around, double blended and thrown at my car at exactly 65 degrees Celsius with only 4 pieced of ice!!?!!
Starbucks employee: "Hi-"

Cusromer: "Hi can I get a venti iced caramel macchiato, with breast milk freshly squeezed by the barista herself, can I get it upside down, spun around, double blended and thrown at my car at exactly 65 degrees Celsius with only 4 pieced of ice!!?!!


Memes,  Funny Coffee Quotes,  
    
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Starbucks bans straws to cut down on single use plastics. Replaces with paper straws wrapped in single plasti......neverminf.
Starbucks bans straws to cut down on single use plastics. Replaces with paper straws wrapped in single plasti......neverminf.

Memes,  Hypocrite Jokes,  
    
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Me calling into work when I'm 30 minutes late for my shift telling them I have a family emergency when in reality the Starbucks line was just hella slow
Me calling into work when I'm 30 minutes late for my shift telling them I have a family emergency when in reality the Starbucks line was just hella slow

Memes,  White Woman Calling The Cops Meme,  
    
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Sneak peak at Starbuck's racial sensitivity training
Sneak peak at Starbuck's racial sensitivity training

Memes,  Racial Jokes,  
    
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Me watching the Starbucks baristas to make sure they put almond milk and not dairy milk in my coffee
Me watching the Starbucks baristas to make sure they put almond milk and not dairy milk in my coffee

Memes,  Squat And Squint Meme,  
    
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White girls who listen to gangster rap on their way to Starbucks
White girls who listen to gangster rap on their way to Starbucks

Memes,  White Girl Memes,  Funny Rap Jokes,  
    
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The new #StarbucksRedCup is extremely anti-Christmas & wrong
The new #StarbucksRedCup is extremely anti-Christmas & wrong

Memes,  Cup Jokes,  
    
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There's about to be a white girl riot
There's about to be a white girl riot

Memes,  White Girl Humor,  Pumpkin Spice Latte Meme,  
    
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My local independent coffee shop uses a Starbucks mug for its toilet brush holder
My local independent coffee shop uses a Starbucks mug for its toilet brush holder

Memes,  Coffee Humor,  
    
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When Daenerys and Jon went to Starbucks #GameOfThrones
When Daenerys and Jon went to Starbucks #GameOfThrones

Memes,  Jon Snow Memes,  
    
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This Guy Casually Sat In A Starbucks During A Flood And Became A Huge Meme
Photo of Starbucks staff awkwardly waiting for the old guy to finish up during a flood turns into a meme

Memes,  Funny Photoshop Images,  Funny Pictures Of People,  
    
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make a white girl feel better about having asthma
make a white girl feel better about having asthma

Asthma Jokes,  White Girl Jokes,  
    
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cop : calm down starbucks

woman : (crying) its.. rachel

cop : okay unseasoned chicken, lemme know when you're ready to go
cop : calm down starbucks

woman : (crying) its.. rachel

cop : okay unseasoned chicken, lemme know when you're ready to go


Memes,  Stereotype Jokes,  
    
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