Stealing Jokes

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In this section, you will be able to view captions and punch lines referencing obtaining or removing possessions or things without permission with images, pictures or stills from movies or television shows.

Here we have added the most popular and best funny viral stealing jokes and memes from all over the Internet. We have searched all over the Internet and have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

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I hate when people ask me to "watch their stuff" like what if someone comes and actually tries to steal it. Do I have to fight them? I'm ready.
I hate when people ask me to "watch their stuff" like what if someone comes and actually tries to steal it. Do I have to fight them? I'm ready.

Memes,  Fighting Jokes,  
    
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If you tell a man to bring you something out of your purse and he actually brings you the one thing instead of a while bag, he steals
If you tell a man to bring you something out of your purse and he actually brings you the one thing instead of a while bag, he steals

Memes,  Dating Advice For Women,  Purse Jokes,  
    
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I remember when I was a kid I could go to the store with $1 and come home with 3 bags of chips 2 candy bars 6 packs of starbursts and a cold drink. Nowadays they got cameras everywhere
I remember when I was a kid I could go to the store with $1 and come home with 3 bags of chips 2 candy bars 6 packs of starbursts and a cold drink. Nowadays they got cameras everywhere

Memes,  Funny Childhood Memories,  Store Jokes,  
    
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when he ed you to sleep na u up at 4a.m looking 4 yo car & debit card
when he ed you to sleep na u up at 4a.m looking 4 yo car & debit card

Memes,  Savage Meme,  Ed Edd Eddy Meme,  
    
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I gave a girl my phone and told her to add her snap and she venmo'd  herself $100...
I gave a girl my phone and told her to add her snap and she venmo'd herself $100...

Memes,  Savage Meme,  Jokes About Money,  
    
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we all know a "facebook friend" that steal  ff a meme and put them as statuses like they came up with the
we all know a "facebook friend" that steal ff a meme and put them as statuses like they came up with the

Memes,  Status Jokes For Facebook,  
    
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I like going to Walmart for fun

It's the small things, Murk! What's your favorite thing to do in our stores?

Steal
I like going to Walmart for fun

It's the small things, Murk! What's your favorite thing to do in our stores?

Steal


Memes,  Funny Jokes On Twitter,  
    
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Me: Where's my last chicken nugget?

Them: I ate it

Me: Welcome to your tape
Me: Where's my last chicken nugget?

Them: I ate it

Me: Welcome to your tape


Memes,  Tv Show Memes,  Jokes On Food,  
    
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Imagine going to jail for stealing 6 bras.
Imagine going to jail for stealing 6 bras.

Memes,  Victoria Secret Meme,  Bra Jokes,  
    
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Mr. Steal your girl

Mr. Steal your wife

Mr. Steal your kids

Mr. Steal your mom

Mr. Steal your cat
Mr. Steal your girl

Mr. Steal your wife

Mr. Steal your kids

Mr. Steal your mom

Mr. Steal your cat


Memes,  Stranger Things Meme,  
    
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robber: i'll steal everything

me: [thinking] u won't steal my heart

robber: u look stunning btw

me: [under breath]
robber: i'll steal everything

me: [thinking] u won't steal my heart

robber: u look stunning btw

me: [under breath]


Memes,  Robber Jokes,  Compliment Jokes,  
    
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When you get caught using different emails to get free trials and the company sends a bill.
When you get caught using different emails to get free trials and the company sends a bill.

Memes,  When You Meme,  Bills Jokes,  
    
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Do not bring this around me I will steal it and help you look like I don't got it
Do not bring this around me I will steal it and help you look like I don't got it

Memes,  Tech Humor,  Iphone Humor,  
    
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Cold blooded!
Cold blooded!

Memes,  Funny Sports Signs,  
    
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When you scanned a kool-aid packet for your comforter set at the Walmart self checkout & you hear "Excuse me ma'am"
When you scanned a kool-aid packet for your comforter set at the Walmart self checkout & you hear "Excuse me ma'am"

Memes,  Walmart Jokes,  
    
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