Stephen Wright Jokes

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If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of bill payments.
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of bill payments.

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It does not matter what temperature the room  is, it is always room temperature. - Steven Wright
It does not matter what temperature the room is, it is always room temperature. - Steven Wright

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Everywhere is walking distance, if you have the time. - Steve Wright
Everywhere is walking distance, if you have the time. - Steve Wright

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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. Steve Wright
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. Steve Wright

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I went to a general store but they would not let me buy anything specific - Steven Wright
I went to a general store but they would not let me buy anything specific - Steven Wright

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Some people are afraid if heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
Some people are afraid if heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

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If at first you don't succeed

Destroy all evidence that you tried
If at first you don't succeed

Destroy all evidence that you tried


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"Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect." Steven Wright
"Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect." Steven Wright

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You can't have everything

Where would you put it?
You can't have everything

Where would you put it?


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"Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'"
"Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'"

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If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

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The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.

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"My friend Winnie is a procrastinator. He didn't get his birth mark til he was eight years old."
"My friend Winnie is a procrastinator. He didn't get his birth mark til he was eight years old."

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Everywhere is walking distance, if you have the time.
Everywhere is walking distance, if you have the time.

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