Steven Wright Best Jokes

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If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of bill payments.
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of bill payments.

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It does not matter what temperature the room  is, it is always room temperature. - Steven Wright
It does not matter what temperature the room is, it is always room temperature. - Steven Wright

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Everywhere is walking distance, if you have the time. - Steve Wright
Everywhere is walking distance, if you have the time. - Steve Wright

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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. Steve Wright
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. Steve Wright

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I went to a general store but they would not let me buy anything specific - Steven Wright
I went to a general store but they would not let me buy anything specific - Steven Wright

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Some people are afraid if heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
Some people are afraid if heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

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If at first you don't succeed

Destroy all evidence that you tried
If at first you don't succeed

Destroy all evidence that you tried


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"Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect." Steven Wright
"Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect." Steven Wright

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You can't have everything

Where would you put it?
You can't have everything

Where would you put it?


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"Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'"
"Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'"

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"My friend Winnie is a procrastinator. He didn't get his birth mark til he was eight years old."
"My friend Winnie is a procrastinator. He didn't get his birth mark til he was eight years old."

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Everywhere is walking distance, if you have the time.
Everywhere is walking distance, if you have the time.

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