Steven Wright Jokes

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If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of bill payments.
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of bill payments.

Memes,  Steve Wright Jokes,  Bill Jokes,  
    
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It does not matter what temperature the room  is, it is always room temperature. - Steven Wright
It does not matter what temperature the room is, it is always room temperature. - Steven Wright

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Everywhere is walking distance, if you have the time. - Steve Wright
Everywhere is walking distance, if you have the time. - Steve Wright

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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. Steve Wright
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. Steve Wright

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I went to a general store but they would not let me buy anything specific - Steven Wright
I went to a general store but they would not let me buy anything specific - Steven Wright

Memes,  Steve Wright Jokes,  Corny Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Some people are afraid if heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
Some people are afraid if heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

Memes,  Steve Wright Jokes,  Scared Jokes,  
    
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"Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect." Steven Wright
"Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect." Steven Wright

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Destroy all evidence that you tried
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Memes,  Steve Wright Jokes,  Success Jokes,  
    
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You can't have everything

Where would you put it?
You can't have everything

Where would you put it?


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I bought a new camera, it's so advanced...

You don't even need it.
I bought a new camera, it's so advanced...

You don't even need it.


Camera Jokes,  Comedian Jokes,  Comediest Jokes  
    
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Steve Wright hits home run

Aliens
Steve Wright hits home run

Aliens


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The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

True Funny Sayings,  X Ray Jokes  
    
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If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

Bill Collector Jokes,  Money Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, What for?

Chicken Cross The Road Jokes,  Cross The Road  
    
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When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers for twins. Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic.... When he gets older, Id tell him he used to have a brother, but he didnt obey.

Jokes About Kids,  Funny Twin Jokes,  
    
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