Stock Jokes

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Demands free drink

Because he owns Starbuck stock
Demands free drink

Because he owns Starbuck stock


Stock Humor,  Scumbag Steve Meme (theme),  
    
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"Stocks fell sharply today on predictions of rumors of negative indicators."
"Stocks fell sharply today on predictions of rumors of negative indicators."

Economics And Economist Jokes,  Economist Jokes,  
    
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michael douglas

no stock tips, but i once did coke off of catherine zeta's taint
michael douglas

no stock tips, but i once did coke off of catherine zeta's taint


Memes,  Michael Douglas Jokes,  
    
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My kid uses toothpaste like he owns stock in Colgate.
My kid uses toothpaste like he owns stock in Colgate.

Funny Jokes,  Tooth Paste Jokes,  Jokes About Kids,  
    
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How did I make a million clams?

Buy low. Shell high.
How did I make a million clams?

Buy low. Shell high.


Memes,  Stock Market Humor,  
    
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I never knew my father 

Had such a diversified portfolio
I never knew my father

Had such a diversified portfolio


Investment Jokes,  Successful Black Man Meme (theme),  Successful Black Man Memes  
    
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STOCK ANALYST - Idiot who just downgraded your stock.

Definition Jokes,  Stock Humor,  
    
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I tried to get a life once, but they were out of stock

Life Jokes,  Stock Humor,  Jokes About Life,  
    
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I went to the store to buy some soup but they were out of stock.

Store Jokes,  Soup Jokes,  Jokes On Food  
    
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A stockbroker is someone who invests all your money until you become broker!

Stock Humor,  Money Jokes,  Finance Puns  
    
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The stock market has been so rough, that I slept like a baby last night. I woke up every hour and cried.

Stock Market Humor,  Stock Humor  
    
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