Stock Market Jokes

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''we tried it your way and continue to lose market share. it's time you let me take a st at it.''
''we tried it your way and continue to lose market share. it's time you let me take a st at it.''

Sniper Jokes,  Silly Puns,  Gun Joke,  
    
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Invested pot of gold in the stock market
Invested pot of gold in the stock market

Stock Humor,  Stock Market Humor,  
    
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The following program contains the latest numbers from Wall Street. Viewer discretion advised.
The following program contains the latest numbers from Wall Street. Viewer discretion advised.

Economist Jokes,  Bad Economy Jokes,  Jokes About The Economy,  
    
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got my bonus from goldman sachs

time for a  and a new chainsaw
got my bonus from goldman sachs

time for a and a new chainsaw


Memes,  Patrick Bateman Meme,  
    
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How did I make a million clams?

Buy low. Shell high.
How did I make a million clams?

Buy low. Shell high.


Memes,  Stock Jokes,  Stock Market Humor,  
    
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"Yes, the planet got destroyed.  But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders."
"Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders."

Funny Political Comics,  Funny End Of The World Jokes,  Funny Comics  
    
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If corporations are people 

Does that mean the stock market is for slave trading?
If corporations are people

Does that mean the stock market is for slave trading?


Corporations Jokes,  Jokes About People,  Slave Jokes,  
    
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What do you call a reptile hired to look into mutual fund and stock market fraud.

An invest-a-gator (By Stan Kegel)


Reptile Jokes,  Animal Puns,  Stock Market Humor,  
    
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Q: What will happen if the DOW average falls any further?

A: Theyll add a N to the end of it!


Joke Question And Answer  
    
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Facebook is in a relationship with the stock market and it's complicated.

Stock Market Humor,  Stock Humor,  
    
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Gentle ben's honey & Beef jerky emporium 

Out of business

Investing in a beer market? What was I thinking?
Gentle ben's honey & Beef jerky emporium

Out of business

Investing in a beer market? What was I thinking?


Bear Joke,  Stock Market Humor,  Funny Cartoon Jokes,  
    
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Get anything good?

No, just some Ford and GM stock
Get anything good?

No, just some Ford and GM stock


Halloween Joke,  Best Halloween Joke,  Joke Pictures  
    
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A Korean man walked into the currency exchange in New York City with 200,000 Korean won and walked out with $200.

The following week, he walked in with another 200,000 Korean won, and was handed $185.

He asked the teller why he got less money that week than the previous week. The teller said, "Fluctuations." ;

The Korean man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, turned around and shouted, "Fluc you Americans, too!"


Money Jokes,  Asian Joke,  
    
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Q. Whats the best way to make a small fortune in the stock market?

A. Start off with a big one!


Bad Economy Jokes,  Jokes About The Economy,  No Money Jokes  
    
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Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

A. Noah; he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.


Finance Puns,  Bible Jokes  
    
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