Stone Puns

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what when you put  in the quran?

you get stoned
what when you put in the quran?

you get stoned


Quran Jokes,  Bad Joke Eel (theme),  
    
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Leave me alone! I've been under a lot of pressure lately!
Leave me alone! I've been under a lot of pressure lately!

Funny Jokes,  Jewelry Jokes,  Puns One Liners,  
    
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just look at your son!  he went out and got stoned!
just look at your son! he went out and got stoned!

Funny Pictures,  Jewelry Jokes,  Stoned Jokes,  
    
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A diamond is just a piece of charcoal that handled stress exceptionally well.
A diamond is just a piece of charcoal that handled stress exceptionally well.

Diamond Jokes,  Stress Jokes,  Funny Stress Quotes,  
    
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What really happened to stone henge.
What really happened to stone henge.

Demotivational Posters,  Angry Bird Jokes,  Funny History Facts  
    
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stoned 

hendrix takes it to the extreme
stoned

hendrix takes it to the extreme


Memes,  Stoner Meme,  Rock Puns  
    
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Paper wasn't invented when you graduated high 

School so your diploma is carved in stone.
Paper wasn't invented when you graduated high

School so your diploma is carved in stone.


Memes,  Old Age Jokes For Men,  Jokes On Old Age,  Diploma Jokes,  
    
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Dude I'm stoned
Dude I'm stoned

Stoned Jokes,  Statue Jokes,  Ancient Jokes,  
    
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The two geologists lived only a stone's throw apart.

Geology Puns,  Geology Jokes,  
    
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Nothing is written in stone
Nothing is written in stone

Rock Puns,  Short Funny Puns,  Classic Puns  
    
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What really happened 
at stonehenge
What really happened
at stonehenge


Angry Birds Jokes,  Gaming Jokes,  Technology Puns  
    
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if someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at them. but remember to throw the flower pot with it.
if someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at them. but remember to throw the flower pot with it.

Flower Jokes,  Mean Jokes,  Hysterical One Liners  
    
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Q: How many Druids does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Sixteen. One to change the light bulb, and fifteen to realign the stones.


Ancient Jokes,  History Jokes  
    
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Your dad's been under a lot of pressure lately.
Your dad's been under a lot of pressure lately.

Funny Punchlines,  Dad Jokes,  Rock Puns,  
    
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