Stoned Jokes

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Cereal be high ad when you good
Cereal be high ad when you good

Memes,  High Jokes,  Cereal Jokes,  
    
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5th grade me: We had D.A.R.E. at school today. I'll never try drugs My stoned parents:
5th grade me: We had D.A.R.E. at school today. I'll never try drugs

My stoned parents:

Memes,  Funny Drug Jokes,  
    
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i wanna be this fkn high
i wanna be this fkn high

Memes,  High Memes,  
    
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"What the highest you've ever been?" Woman accidentally joins search part looking for herself
"What the highest you've ever been?"

Woman accidentally joins search part looking for herself

Memes,  Funny Headlines,  
    
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My dog accidentally ate an edible lol That mf look like everything except a dog
My dog accidentally ate an edible lol

That mf look like everything except a dog

Memes,  Pet Memes,  Funny Dog Jokes,  
    
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When you high and somebody talking to you thinking you listening but you really zoned tf out
When you high and somebody talking to you thinking you listening but you really zoned tf out

Memes,  High Memes,  Yoda Meme,  
    
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when you smoked so much that your dog starts talking and you go and start solving mysteries n
when you smoked so much that your dog starts talking and you go and start solving mysteries n

Memes,  Scooby Doo Meme,  
    
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U ever be so high u can't do nothing but stare and it feel like you blinking in slo motion
U ever be so high u can't do nothing but stare and it feel like you blinking in slo motion

Memes,  High Memes,  
    
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When ur high an u try to fit in and u actually do a pretty good job
When ur high an u try to fit in and u actually do a pretty good job

Memes,  High Memes,  Funny Animal Pictures With Caption,  
    
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w girls around the world get stoned
w girls around the world get stoned

Memes,  Messed Up Jokes,  
    
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when you just want to chill, get stoned and watch some tv
when you just want to chill, get stoned and watch some tv

Memes,  When You Meme,  Alien Jokes,  
    
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when you're high as and you're trying to calm down your friend w's freaking out zach: would a glow stick make you feel better?
when you're high as and you're trying to calm down your friend w's freaking out

zach: would a glow stick make you feel better?

Memes,  High Af,  
    
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when u tell everyone u already have plans, but ur real plan is to stay me and get lit af with the cat
when u tell everyone u already have plans, but ur real plan is to stay me and get lit af with the cat

Memes,  High Af,  Lit Meme,  
    
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"the edible ain't " *45 minutes later*
"the edible ain't "

*45 minutes later*

Memes,  King Of The Hill Jokes,  Funny Drug Jokes,  
    
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There's being stoned, then there's 'eating ice cream on a train with a lighter' type of stoned
There's being stoned, then there's 'eating ice cream on a train with a lighter' type of stoned

Memes,  High Jokes,  Pothead Jokes,  
    
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