Store Jokes

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Isn't this that Migos song
Isn't this that Migos song

Memes,  Sign Jokes,  
    
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When your mom tells you to put that thing you wanted from the store in the cart.
When your mom tells you to put that thing you wanted from the store in the cart.

Memes,  Shopping Jokes,  
    
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I'm gonna start acting in real stores the way I do online shopping.

Break in at 1am, put 9 things in a cart, leave
I'm gonna start acting in real stores the way I do online shopping.

Break in at 1am, put 9 things in a cart, leave


Memes,  Online Shopping Jokes,  Funniest Tweets Ever,  
    
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Time heals all wounds but the scars are a constant reminder
Time heals all wounds but the scars are a constant reminder

Memes,  Nostalgia Jokes,  
    
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Urband Outfitters be like Vintage Lunch Box $89.98
Urband Outfitters be like Vintage Lunch Box $89.98

Memes,  Shopping Jokes,  
    
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Insane fact: The sun is approximately 8 CVS receipts from earth
Insane fact: The sun is approximately 8 CVS receipts from earth

Memes,  Funny Untrue Facts,  
    
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This kid is already living in 3017
This kid is already living in 3017

Memes,  Jokes About Kids,  Clever Images,  
    
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When you stand in the shortest checkout line but the one next to you is moving faster
When you stand in the shortest checkout line but the one next to you is moving faster

Memes,  When You Meme,  Shopping Memes,  
    
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When the cashier puts your change on the counter instead of in your hand
When the cashier puts your change on the counter instead of in your hand

Memes,  Cashier Jokes,  
    
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When the cashier puts your $100 up to the light to see if it;s real in front of everubody
When the cashier puts your $100 up to the light to see if it;s real in front of everubody

Memes,  Cashier Jokes,  Money Jokes One Liners,  
    
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"Hi welcome to GNC, how can I pretend to know what I'm talking about today?"
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"Hi welcome to GNC, how can I pretend to know what I'm talking about today?"

Memes,  Fitness Jokes,  
    
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It's called "The Mall" because instead of going to one store, you're going to "Them All"
It's called "The Mall" because instead of going to one store, you're going to "Them All"

Memes,  Roll Safe Meme,  Shopping Jokes,  
    
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You vs the guy she told you not to worry about
You vs the guy she told you not to worry about

Memes,  Dating Jokes One Liners,  
    
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We should start seeing

Valentine's Day crap in the store any minute now.
We should start seeing

Valentine's Day crap in the store any minute now.


Memes,  Holiday And Special Days Jokes,  Anti Valentines Day Jokes,  
    
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Which savage supermarket puts these in the bottom shelf?
Which savage supermarket puts these in the bottom shelf?

Memes,  Savage Meme,  
    
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