Store Jokes

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When you were a little kid at a store and could't find your mom
When you were a little kid at a store and could't find your mom

Memes,  When You Meme,  Funny Childhood Memories,  
    
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My daughter brings a checklist to stores now and just makes random checks. it makes everyone uncomfortable.
My daughter brings a checklist to stores now and just makes random checks. it makes everyone uncomfortable.

Memes,  Jokes About Kids,  
    
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People: 'Ooooh, Halloween decorations are out..'

Me: 'Ooooh, new house decorations are out!
People: 'Ooooh, Halloween decorations are out..'

Me: 'Ooooh, new house decorations are out!


Memes,  Funny Halloween Quotes,  
    
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When the cashier is already serving the next customer and you're not finished putting your change in your wallet.
When the cashier is already serving the next customer and you're not finished putting your change in your wallet.

Memes,  Cashier Jokes,  Panic Jokes,  
    
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When this is your pawn shop

And you never know what's gonna come through that door
When this is your pawn shop

And you never know what's gonna come through that door


Memes,  Pawn Stars Meme (theme),  Tv Show Memes,  
    
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When u walk into a store tryna spend like $15 and the cashier says "your total is $105.59"
When u walk into a store tryna spend like $15 and the cashier says "your total is $105.59"

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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when christmas items are already in store and it's not even halloween

the  is this?
when christmas items are already in store and it's not even halloween

the is this?


Memes,  Holiday Memes,  
    
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When the cashier holds up your 20 to see if its real
When the cashier holds up your 20 to see if its real

Memes,  Jokes About Money,  Cashier Jokes,  
    
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Isn't it a little early to sell Halloween stuff?

Never too early!
Isn't it a little early to sell Halloween stuff?

Never too early!


Memes,  Best Halloween Joke,  Batman Slapping Robin Meme,  
    
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"sorry ma'am, i'm closed"

customer: but i've spped here for 25 years

"then you suld know when we in close"
"sorry ma'am, i'm closed"

customer: but i've spped here for 25 years

"then you suld know when we in close"


Memes,  Cashier Meme,  
    
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*Swipes credit card*

Cashier: Sorry, it's a chip reader.
*Swipes credit card*

Cashier: Sorry, it's a chip reader.


Memes,  Credit Card Memes,  Cashier Meme,  
    
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Oh wait

I have a chip now

Swipe please

Nothing makes sense
Oh wait

I have a chip now

Swipe please

Nothing makes sense


Memes,  Card Jokes,  
    
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"when we get in the store don't touch  , don't ask for  cause you ain't getting "
"when we get in the store don't touch , don't ask for cause you ain't getting "

Memes,  Funny Mom Sayings,  
    
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"Can you put your card in the chip reader please"


Yea hold on let me cancel my plans for the rest of the day
"Can you put your card in the chip reader please"


Yea hold on let me cancel my plans for the rest of the day


Memes,  Card Jokes,  Daily Meme,  
    
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