Story Jokes Clean

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kids: tell us a scary story

me: ok, picture this... your pne is on 1 percent

(kids lean in)

me: ...witut a charger nearby

(kid freak the  out)
kids: tell us a scary story

me: ok, picture this... your pne is on 1 percent

(kids lean in)

me: ...witut a charger nearby

(kid freak the out)


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Okay so today in Chemistry this kid Roman was walking across the room to get something and he tripped and this one girl immediately shouts "THE EMPIRE HAS FALLEN" and I cried
Okay so today in Chemistry this kid Roman was walking across the room to get something and he tripped and this one girl immediately shouts "THE EMPIRE HAS FALLEN" and I cried

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No image has ever described my life quite so well

"We must stop eating!" cried Toad as he ate another.
No image has ever described my life quite so well

"We must stop eating!" cried Toad as he ate another.


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5 words that creep me out after a horror movie, 'Based on a true story.'
5 words that creep me out after a horror movie, 'Based on a true story.'

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And the wise men brought gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh.

No puppy?
And the wise men brought gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh.

No puppy?


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A 'long story' is just a short story that no one wants to tell.
A 'long story' is just a short story that no one wants to tell.


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Why is a cookbook exciting?

It has many stirring events.


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A man walks into a store says to the clerk, "I'd like a pair of red shoes, a white shirt, a pair of red pants, and a pair of white shoes."

The clerk looks at him and shakes his head saying, "You must be an Alaska fan!" The man proclaims with pride, "How could you tell, was it the color scheme!"

The clerk looks at him and says "No, this is a hardware store."


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How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies?

Theres M&M shells all over the floor.


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Me: "I have to tell you this story about-"

*starts laughing*

*deep breath*

"Okay, there was this..."

*starts laughing*


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Feminist's Fairytale!! Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so." That night, while the princess dined on frog legs, she kept laughing and saying, "I don't think so."

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Bad decisions make good stories.

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And everyone lived happily ever after. Except for your stepdad and his first wife.
And everyone lived happily ever after. Except for your stepdad and his first wife.

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Robert, 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old . . .Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Robert should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Robert, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, Robert takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Robert, Again he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat surprised, Jenny consents for more coupling. When the newly weds are done, Robert kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha, you guessed it Robert is back again, rapping on the door and is as fresh as a 25 - year - old, ready for more 'action'. And, once more they enjoy each other. But as Robert gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Robert.'

Robert, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says: 'You mean I was here already?'


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An 86 year old man goes in to his yearly checkup.

His doctor says, "You're looking good, how do you feel?"
The old man says, "I feel great. I have a 25 year old wife who's carrying my baby. What do you think about that?"

The doctor says, "That reminds me of another patient I have who's about your age. He an avid hunter and never misses a season. This past year he went hunting beavers in Canada but when he got to the woods he realized he had forgotten to pack his rifle. To make the best of things he got his lunch and walking stick and went for a hike. After a while he happened upon a beaver tending to his damn. Just to satisfy himself, he raised his walking stick to his cheek like it was his rifle, took aim and said, "Bang. Bang." Just then two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think about that?

The old man said, "Well logic would dictate that there was somebody else out there that plugged the beaver."
His doctor said, "Exactly my point."


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