Story Jokes

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I got into the elevator at my office today with a guy who I don;t know and we both reached for the same button so I said "floor buddies" and he didn't respond so I am seeking employment elsewhere. Let me know of any jobs please
I got into the elevator at my office today with a guy who I don;t know and we both reached for the same button so I said "floor buddies" and he didn't respond so I am seeking employment elsewhere. Let me know of any jobs please

Memes,  Elevator Jokes,  Good Office Jokes,  
    
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When you on your 12th "Damn, that's crazy" and they're still going on with their story
When you on your 12th "Damn, that's crazy" and they're still going on with their story

Memes,  Annoying People Jokes,  
    
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I was at chic fil a today and a girl came in crying her eyes out because a big ass spider was on her steering wheel and one of the cashiers walked out there, picked it up with his fingers and sat in a tree across the street. I sear idk where tf they findin these employees at
I was at chic fil a today and a girl came in crying her eyes out because a big ass spider was on her steering wheel and one of the cashiers walked out there, picked it up with his fingers and sat in a tree across the street. I sear idk where tf they findin these employees at

Memes,  Chick Fil A Meme,  
    
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This weekend a bartender wouldn't serve me because I didn't have my ID, so I recited the Fresh Prince theme from memeory and she's like "ok, you're old." and handed me a Jack and Coke.
This weekend a bartender wouldn't serve me because I didn't have my ID, so I recited the Fresh Prince theme from memeory and she's like "ok, you're old." and handed me a Jack and Coke.

Memes,  Bartender Jokes,  
    
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When you tell your parents a story and almost snitch on yourself
When you tell your parents a story and almost snitch on yourself

Memes,  Snitch Jokes,  
    
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3 years ago Mike asked me out on a date. I was hesitant but I agreed. It was awful and we don't talk at all anymore. This isn't us.
3 years ago Mike asked me out on a date. I was hesitant but I agreed. It was awful and we don't talk at all anymore. This isn't us.

Memes,  Photos With Funny Captions,  Date Jokes,  
    
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When ur telling a story and someone interrupts u like "oh that's so funny cause the same thing happened to me" and they start telling their own story
When ur telling a story and someone interrupts u like "oh that's so funny cause the same thing happened to me" and they start telling their own story

Memes,  Zach Galifianakis Jokes,  
    
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This guy was just sitting on the floor of the gym on his phone and he looks at me and goes "my girl has my location shared and I promised her I was gonna go to the gym more so now I just sit here and watch Netflix" lmaooooo
This guy was just sitting on the floor of the gym on his phone and he looks at me and goes "my girl has my location shared and I promised her I was gonna go to the gym more so now I just sit here and watch Netflix" lmaooooo

Memes,  Netflix Jokes,  Gym Jokes,  
    
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my dad's mate overslept his alarm and had to get on a flight within an ur so he sved all the clothes on his bed into his suitcase, but when he got to the airport he found out he'd packed his ing cat ahahahahaha i'm not even lying
my dad's mate overslept his alarm and had to get on a flight within an ur so he sved all the clothes on his bed into his suitcase, but when he got to the airport he found out he'd packed his ing cat ahahahahaha i'm not even lying

Memes,  Alarm Clock Jokes,  Funny Travel Quotes,  
    
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My friends telling a story vs. me telling a story
My friends telling a story vs. me telling a story

Memes,  Funny Comparison Jokes,  
    
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What actually happens vs how I'm going to narrate the story
What actually happens vs how I'm going to narrate the story

Memes,  Liar Jokes,  
    
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When you stop telling a story because no one was listening but then that one friend says "what were you saying?" and you get to finish
When you stop telling a story because no one was listening but then that one friend says "what were you saying?" and you get to finish

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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"So boom...this little ass unsupervised kin jumps in our enclosure..."
"So boom...this little ass unsupervised kin jumps in our enclosure..."

Memes,  Harambe Meme,  Zoo Jokes,  
    
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When u act interested in a story but really ur thinking about how u ordered pizza an hour ago and it still ain't here
When u act interested in a story but really ur thinking about how u ordered pizza an hour ago and it still ain't here

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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When you wanna tell your parents a story but you remember it was all illegal
When you wanna tell your parents a story but you remember it was all illegal

Memes,  When You Meme,  Teenager Jokes,  
    
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