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Story time jesus
Story time Jesus memes show an image of a painting for Jesus that looks like he is telling a story to a group of disciples. The captions are usually new age interpretations and what could be seen as gossip about some of the most popular bible verses.

Here in this section, we have added the most popular and best funny viral story time Jesus and memes from all over the Internet. We have searched all over the internet and have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

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So the quran mention me performing all my miracles, even mentionsure me ascending into heaven

But then don't believe in the son of god
So the quran mention me performing all my miracles, even mentionsure me ascending into heaven

But then don't believe in the son of god


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And so they were all like, "Do it for the Vine!"

And I was all like, "Bruh, I am the vine!' (John15:5)
And so they were all like, "Do it for the Vine!"

And I was all like, "Bruh, I am the vine!' (John15:5)


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someone spread ors that my mother was a 

and i was like..."nah bro" she's still a virgin
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someone spread ors that my mother was a

and i was like..."nah bro" she's still a virgin


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So I was like "I got you. Follow me and I will make you a fisherman

Then come Lent, you'll be makin hella bank."
So I was like "I got you. Follow me and I will make you a fisherman

Then come Lent, you'll be makin hella bank."


Memes,  Lent Jokes,  
    
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So then I was like "Paul, why you gotta hate on me bro?"

So then he's all like "I'm sorry Jesus." And and I was like "yeah I forgive you, but I'm gonna blind you first."
So then I was like "Paul, why you gotta hate on me bro?"

So then he's all like "I'm sorry Jesus." And and I was like "yeah I forgive you, but I'm gonna blind you first."


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So Terio comes at me and says "Lazarus is dead!" then I was like...

Oooohh heal em'!!!
So Terio comes at me and says "Lazarus is dead!" then I was like...

Oooohh heal em'!!!


Memes,  Terio,  Jesus Funny,  
    
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so i get back to earth and they've put all these crosses everywhere and i'm like what the ...

you think if jfk comes back he wants to see ing sniper rifles everywhere?
so i get back to earth and they've put all these crosses everywhere and i'm like what the ...

you think if jfk comes back he wants to see ing sniper rifles everywhere?


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so i get back to earth and they've put up all these crosses and i'm like "what the heck?"

you think if jfk comes back he wants to see a bunch of sniper rifles everywhere?
so i get back to earth and they've put up all these crosses and i'm like "what the heck?"

you think if jfk comes back he wants to see a bunch of sniper rifles everywhere?


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so, my dad told them: "guys, come on, seriously, don't eat that"

first thing that  does is eat it. so, yeah. that's why i'm here.
so, my dad told them: "guys, come on, seriously, don't eat that"

first thing that does is eat it. so, yeah. that's why i'm here.


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So I was like, bro, quit telling everyone my dad punished you with 40 years in the wilderness

And just admit you used Apple maps
So I was like, bro, quit telling everyone my dad punished you with 40 years in the wilderness

And just admit you used Apple maps


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And God was like "Don't do anything I wouldn't

And I was like dude! I am you.
And God was like "Don't do anything I wouldn't

And I was like dude! I am you.


Memes,  Funny Jesus Quotes,  Christian Jokes,  Religious Jokes Clean,  
    
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So they were all, "We are gonna stone this chick." 

And I was like, "Pssh, like you never?"
So they were all, "We are gonna stone this chick."

And I was like, "Pssh, like you never?"


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So this pontius pilate guy has me crucified

But after three days I was like "nah bro"
So this pontius pilate guy has me crucified

But after three days I was like "nah bro"


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So my dad told them, "Guys, come on, seriously, don't eat that." 

First thing she does it eat it. 

So yeah, thats why I'm here.
So my dad told them, "Guys, come on, seriously, don't eat that."

First thing she does it eat it.

So yeah, thats why I'm here.


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