Stupid Blonde Jokes

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How do you confuse a blonde?

You dont. Theyre born that way.
How do you confuse a blonde?

You dont. Theyre born that way.


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Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe across the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.


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A blonde woman goes to buy a pizza ,after ordering ,the assistant says "do you want your pizza cutting into 6 or 12 pieces" the blonde reply's "6 please,i could never eat 12 "

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One day 2 blondes walked into a tanning salon. One blonde said, " A tan for 2 please!"

The cashier said, " Ok," filled out a form for them and asked, "are you two sisters?"

They chuckled and replied, " No, we aren't even Catholic."


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Describe the perfect date.

That's a tough one. I'd have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot and not too cold. All you need is a light jacket.
Describe the perfect date.

That's a tough one. I'd have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot and not too cold. All you need is a light jacket.


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Q. What do you call a blonde in the closet?

A. The 1984 hide and go seek champion.


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Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?

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A blonde walked into a bar -- OUCHH!!!

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth.


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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator?

A: She couldn't find the "10" button.


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Two blondes fell down a hole.

One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?"

The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."


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Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?

A: She threw it off a cliff.


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A traffic policeman pulled a car over on a lonely road and approached the blonde woman driver. "Miss," said the copper, "why are you weaving all over the road?"

"Oh officer," screamed the blonde, "Thank goodness you are here. I almost had a terrible accident! swerving to avoid a tree, I looked up to find another tree in front of me, so I pulled the car to the right and, yet again, there was another tree in front of me!"

The policeman nodded and pointed at the blonde's rear view mirror. "Miss," said the cop, "That's your fucking air freshener!"


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Q: What's the difference between a blonde's brain and a box of rocks?

A: Nothing.


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