Stupid Ecards

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Q: Why did the blonde nurse carry around a red pen? 

A: To draw blood.
Q: Why did the blonde nurse carry around a red pen?

A: To draw blood.


Pen Puns,  Dumb Blond Jokes,  Nurse Jokes,  
    
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if we have black history month in february then does that make drunk irish history in march?
if we have black history month in february then does that make drunk irish history in march?

Black History Month Jokes,  Irish Jokes One Liners,  Drinking Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Now that Simon Cowell is leaving American Idol, I'm perplexed as to how I can meet my chest hair quota for the year.
Now that Simon Cowell is leaving American Idol, I'm perplexed as to how I can meet my chest hair quota for the year.

Simon Cowell Jokes,  American Idol Jokes,  
    
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I'd bake you a cake if I knew how to use spinach, asparagus, kale, leeks, cabbage, grilled portobello and lemongrass.
I'd bake you a cake if I knew how to use spinach, asparagus, kale, leeks, cabbage, grilled portobello and lemongrass.

Funny Stupid Quotes,  Baking Jokes,  
    
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let's make out so that men won't hit on us.
let's make out so that men won't hit on us.

Kissing Jokes,  Stupid Girl Jokes,  Funny Girl Quotes,  
    
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yes i'm still here. it's just that what you said was so god stupid that i think i slipped in to a coma for a few minutes.
yes i'm still here. it's just that what you said was so god stupid that i think i slipped in to a coma for a few minutes.

Funny Ecards,  Coma Jokes,  
    
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naps. 

because it's exhausting being a .
naps.

because it's exhausting being a .


Funny Ecards,  Nap Jokes,  
    
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Placing my buttocks on a cold toilet seat is my climbing Mount Everest.
Placing my buttocks on a cold toilet seat is my climbing Mount Everest.

Funny Ecards,  Toilet Jokes One Liners,  Best Of The Best Jokes Ever  
    
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I'm not anti-social, I'm anti-stupid.
I'm not anti-social, I'm anti-stupid.

Funny Ecards,  Anti Social Jokes,  Best Jokes Ever  
    
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I thought 'clean eating' meant devouring cupcakes while mopping the floor.
I thought 'clean eating' meant devouring cupcakes while mopping the floor.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Eating Jokes,  The Funniest Jokes For Kids,  
    
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You will grow emotionally from months of bone-crushing agony.
You will grow emotionally from months of bone-crushing agony.

Funny Ecards,  Great Bad Jokes,  Bad Joke,  
    
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The last time I saw you, I was hoping it was the last time I saw you.
The last time I saw you, I was hoping it was the last time I saw you.

Funny Ecards,  Stupid Jokes One Liners,  Good Jokes One Liners  
    
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I'm sorry to be the one to have to tell you this. You have one of the most severe cases of terminal stupidity I have ever diagnosed. There is no cure.
I'm sorry to be the one to have to tell you this. You have one of the most severe cases of terminal stupidity I have ever diagnosed. There is no cure.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Medical Quotes,  Funny Medical Sayings  
    
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if i died suddenly and went straight to , it would take me at least a week to realize i wasn't in grad scol anymore.
if i died suddenly and went straight to , it would take me at least a week to realize i wasn't in grad scol anymore.

Funny Ecards,  Stupid Jokes One Liners,  Best School Jokes  
    
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It still feels too soon for me to introduce you to my cat.
It still feels too soon for me to introduce you to my cat.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Cat Ecards,  Hilarious Jokes One Liners  
    
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