Stupid Funny Quotes

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I'm not saying she's a gold digger, but she did move to California in 1848.
I'm not saying she's a gold digger, but she did move to California in 1848.

Gold Digger Jokes,  Funny Jokes About Women,  
    
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The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza

Funny Quotes,  Pizza Jokes,  Really Funny One Liners,  
    
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I just pretend I know what I'm talking about 150% of the time
I just pretend I know what I'm talking about 150% of the time

Daily Funny Quotes,  Joke Quotes,  
    
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Don't surround yourself with people who talk to their pets in a normal voice
Don't surround yourself with people who talk to their pets in a normal voice

One Liner Animal Jokes,  Funny Animal Quotes,  Jokes About People,  
    
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Me at my second rodeo "This is not my first rodeo"
Me at my second rodeo

"This is not my first rodeo"

Memes,  Funny Famous Slogans,  Funny Famous Sayings,  
    
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Team I don't know what I'm doing with my life
Team I don't know what I'm doing with my life

Funny Jokes,  Life Jokes,  Funny Life Quotes And Sayings,  
    
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i hate playing "never have i ever" because i'm a
i hate playing "never have i ever" because i'm a

Funny Jokes,  
    
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Met a girl and there was an instant spark between us, a definite connection, she fell at my feet. These taser guns are worth the money.
Met a girl and there was an instant spark between us, a definite connection, she fell at my feet. These taser guns are worth the money.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Love Quotes,  
    
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our generation gonna be the first to tell the story of netflix and chill instead of the birds and the bees. and i think that's beautiful.
our generation gonna be the first to tell the story of netflix and chill instead of the birds and the bees. and i think that's beautiful.

Funny Jokes,  Jokes For Teenagers,  Netflix And Chill,  
    
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i have no words to describe this day. i do, wever, have a ton of obscene gestures.
i have no words to describe this day. i do, wever, have a ton of obscene gestures.

Funny Jokes,  Bad Day Jokes,  Daily Funny Quotes,  
    
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if you smash an ugly chick and two days after she tweets "lost all my contacts" that's just god looking out for you.
if you smash an ugly chick and two days after she tweets "lost all my contacts" that's just god looking out for you.

Funny Jokes,  Ugly Jokes,  Ugly Girl Jokes,  
    
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Sometimes I drop things and I'm too lazy to pick them up Like pencils, or my hopes and dreams
Sometimes I drop things and I'm too lazy to pick them up

Like pencils, or my hopes and dreams

Memes,  Jokes About Dreams,  Lazy People Quotes,  
    
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So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000
So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

Funny Quotes,  Funny Money Quotes,  No Money Jokes,  
    
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Four years ago I asked out the girl of my dreams. Today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times
Four years ago I asked out the girl of my dreams. Today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times

Funny Jokes,  Funny Silly Quotes,  
    
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always want a bad but ya mom ugly ad ya sister ugly keep calm like ya daddy did
always want a bad but ya mom ugly ad ya sister ugly keep calm like ya daddy did

Funny Quotes,  Mom And Dad Jokes,  Best Dad Jokes,  
    
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