Stupid Funny Sayings

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When u buy a movie ticket and they say "enjoy your movie" and you say "you too"

Why do I say things
When u buy a movie ticket and they say "enjoy your movie" and you say "you too"

Why do I say things


Memes,  Movie Theater Jokes,  
    
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Therapist: What's upsetting you?

Wife: He's always using common phrases incorrectly 

Me: Cry me a table, Linda
Therapist: What's upsetting you?

Wife: He's always using common phrases incorrectly

Me: Cry me a table, Linda


Memes,  Therapist Jokes,  
    
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you know what they say, call girl by day, dead oker by night
you know what they say, call girl by day, dead oker by night

    
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Dont judge a book by its cover

Or I'll chew the cover off!
Dont judge a book by its cover

Or I'll chew the cover off!


Funny Bunny Sayings,  Rabbit Jokes,  
    
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Do you know what's waiting beyond your 25th birthday? 

Immortality! Take it! It's yours!
Do you know what's waiting beyond your 25th birthday?

Immortality! Take it! It's yours!


Funny Ecards,  25th Birthday Jokes,  Birthday Ecards,  
    
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i did not have sexual relations

with tse emails
i did not have sexual relations

with tse emails


Memes,  Hilary Clinton Meme,  Funny English Sayings,  
    
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Too smart for stupid people.

Too stupid for smart people.
Too smart for stupid people.

Too stupid for smart people.


Funny Jokes,  Smart Jokes,  
    
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my girl got into a fight at the club last night.. she had to spend the night at the spital, she just came me now, looking like this, i'm so sorry i wasn't there to save you, i love you and i promise i'll be there for you always
my girl got into a fight at the club last night.. she had to spend the night at the spital, she just came me now, looking like this, i'm so sorry i wasn't there to save you, i love you and i promise i'll be there for you always

Memes,  Long Funny Jokes,  Fail Funny,  
    
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Are you stupid or something?
Are you stupid or something?

Memes,  Forrest Gump Jokes,  
    
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Y u no respect

My authoritah?
Y u no respect

My authoritah?


Memes,  Y U No (theme),  Disrespectful Jokes,  
    
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about to see..

what ima get into tonight
about to see..

what ima get into tonight


Memes,  Funny Stevie Wonder Jokes,  Blind Jokes,  
    
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if i make a smoothie, will s come to my yard? because milkshakes bring the boys and i don't want that
if i make a smoothie, will s come to my yard? because milkshakes bring the boys and i don't want that

Funny Quotes,  Lesbian Jokes,  
    
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the difference between a  and your opinion is that i asked for a .
the difference between a and your opinion is that i asked for a .

Funny Ecards,  Beer Jokes One Liner,  Cool Insults,  
    
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