Stupid Husband Jokes

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Larry, this is me, talking to you. Stop trying to hit the snooze button.
Larry, this is me, talking to you. Stop trying to hit the snooze button.

Alarm Clock Jokes,  Husband And Wife Jokes,  Good Wife Jokes,  
    
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I told him, "you use to be so nice."

Be said,"but then I took an arrow to the knee!"
I told him, "you use to be so nice."

Be said,"but then I took an arrow to the knee!"


Memes,  Knee Jokes,  
    
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Last night I asked my husband to put some spaghetti on the stove so I could start dinner when I got home. I came home to this...
Last night I asked my husband to put some spaghetti on the stove so I could start dinner when I got home. I came home to this...

Funny Jokes,  Spaghetti Jokes,  Men Cooking Jokes,  
    
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well, i've bought the bike and i've bought all the kit - w d'ya think i look?
well, i've bought the bike and i've bought all the kit - w d'ya think i look?

Funny Pictures,  Funny Penis Pictures,  
    
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When the husband helps

At the barn
When the husband helps

At the barn


Memes,  Farm Animal Jokes,  Short Horse Jokes,  
    
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I love my husband, but the next time he purposefully interrupts my yawning by sticking his finger in my mouth mid-yawn, I'm going to bite it off!
I love my husband, but the next time he purposefully interrupts my yawning by sticking his finger in my mouth mid-yawn, I'm going to bite it off!

Funny Ecards,  Finger Jokes,  
    
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Husbands must have a note from their wives before selecting colors
Husbands must have a note from their wives before selecting colors

Funny Jokes,  Wife And Husband Jokes,  
    
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We had a difficult divorce because there was a child involved.

My husband.

I didn't want custody.
We had a difficult divorce because there was a child involved.

My husband.

I didn't want custody.


Funny Ecards,  Funny Divorce Ecards,  
    
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Operator: 911 What's your emergency?

Responder: My wifes going into labor, I don't know what to do.

Operator: Is this her first born?

Resonder: No ths is her husband.
Operator: 911 What's your emergency?

Responder: My wifes going into labor, I don't know what to do.

Operator: Is this her first born?

Resonder: No ths is her husband.


Funny Jokes,  Dumb Humor,  Dumb Husband Jokes,  
    
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Whipped

When you check in with your wife, no matter what.
Whipped

When you check in with your wife, no matter what.


Demotivational Posters,  Man And Wife Jokes,  Best Husband Wife Jokes,  
    
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Sorry your husband turned out to be a douchebag.
Sorry your husband turned out to be a douchebag.

Funny Ecards,  Sympathy Ecards,  
    
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i'm cheating on my pump with my husband
i'm cheating on my pump with my husband

Funny Ecards,  Cheating Ecards,  Stupid Ecards  
    
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Yes I know you can't fix stupid...that's why I divorced it
Yes I know you can't fix stupid...that's why I divorced it

Husband Bashing Jokes,  Divorce Ecards  
    
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THE day after my husband participated in an Iron man Triathlon - a 2.4-mile swim, 112 miles of biking and a 26.2-mile run - we stopped at a picnic site for lunch on our way home. Getting out of the car, Pete dropped the keys on the road. As he slowly, carefully, painfully leaned down to pick them up, a passerby said, "Looks like you could use a little exercise."

Iron Man Joke,  Long Jokes,  Aerobics Jokes  
    
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you suck, hamilton! and your wife sucks my diiiiick!

hi hun! w was the game?

w was that diiiick!?
you suck, hamilton! and your wife sucks my diiiiick!

hi hun! w was the game?

w was that diiiick!?


Dumb Husband Jokes,  Baseball Puns,  
    
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